Drezirale

Fucking mute artist...

After spending months trying to get Drezirale to write a biography, fischfail decided to take control and write one for him. Of course, this comes after Drezirale reported, and I quote: “I am not very good at myself…” He was trying to explain that he sucks at writing a biography.

Drezirale was born in the year 12,000,000 B.C. to a Philosoraptor and a minotaur (seriously, that guy is hairy as hell).

So, let me give you some of the choicer quotes left by Drezirale on the blog:

“I’m talking FULL spectrum from the rectum.”

” I plunge my hands into my poop soup, yes I know I used this term before but I don’t really poop solid. Get over it.”

“GIDDYUP! MOFO AND RIDE RIDE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE! THAT BIRTHDAY STEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!”

“I don’t fuck around dude, I want some tomes up in this bitch!”

If I could only use one word to sum Drezirale up, it would be: Poop.

That about sums it up. If you want to learn a little more about Drez (i.e. read every one of his amusing posts), click here.