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Hey guys, it’s me, fischfail. I bet you never thought I would return, didn’t you. Don’t fear though, it takes a lot to keep me down and out,
A child sad that his hot dog fell to the ground. Photographer’s blog post related to this photo. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
although it has been getting easier to do so.
You will have to forgive me for not posting recently, between the veritable laundry list of illnesses, stress due to school and work, and a sudden onset of depression, I haven’t had much will to do very much. And while I will spare you all from most of that, I will share the following with you.
Today, I woke up with severe neck pain that prevents me from turning my head without excruciating pain shooting throughout my body, which is also causing my back to tighten back up, and not to even mention my teeth…
Obviously, not my real mouth.
But enough of the sad stuff surrounding my life.
Although the story behind this post is a little saddening as well, but for other reasons… I’ve been gone for a while; this is a clearly known fact (my last real post being made March 29, 2012). But I had a plan, a glorious and triumphant return: a plan that would make Fisch Fail, INC amazing, once more.
Sadly though, that plan was dashed away by the sudden and somewhat concerning disappearance of someone who has had very little mention here: StarStorm.
It would have been a post surrounding one of the two things authors of Fisch Fail, INC can actually admit to enjoying: video games and attractive women. This particular story would have focused on gaming and one very amazing online interaction that I personally encountered.
However, since that is likely to have gone out the door I am here to make this post, which will actually be combining a couple of posts that I had planned on making.
But now that I am done with the second sad bit of this post, it is time to move on to fun! Most of the following does not need further explanation… Or maybe they do, I am not really sure.
How did they know?
…I don’t even know…
Uhhhhhh, what is his name?
Actually, I saw this while driving to school. Unfortunately that was the only picture that ErinLovesTheWeb was able to snap off before the vehicle disappeared into a nearby suburb. Either way, let us continue.
That is kinda how Fisch Fail, INC. is.
Admit, you’ve been there…
Who hasn’t wanted to beat the fuck out of the annoying kid next to them at the LAN party?
So would I… I think
I wonder how many takes that took?
Yup, exactly as I pictured it.
This still manages to creep me out… Please make it stop.
Get the fuck out of my way.
This picture is not only awesome, but will piss Drezirale off.
And now for Fisch Fail, INC’s first ever post including actual nudity…
But wait, there’s more… That is NSFW