Posts Tagged ‘Family’

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It’s been a good run so far with FFI, and although we have a few slow-downs recently, we’re still growing every day. If you are a reader of one little blog, casual or otherwise, you most likely won’t understand the title of this entry, and that’s a-ok. If you’re an author, most likely you won’t [...]

Welcome, don’t forget to share this blog with your friends and subscribe for the latest in entertainment. And if you use StumbleUpon, go ahead and give us a thumbs up, would ya? Thanks! Fisch Fail, INC, is still a baby, still growing, still something… If we were a human baby, we would be learning to [...]

  Image by jamestee via Flickr Diving Into Fantasy   I want to feel the saline breeze from a seaside shore… To wake up every day… …in a manor, in a shack… it doesn’t matter… …to the sound of waves kissing the eroding stone. I want to get out of bed and embrace the ocean. [...]

Welcome, don’t forget to share this blog with your friends and subscribe for the latest in entertainment. And if you use StumbleUpon, go ahead and give us a thumbs up, would ya? Thanks! Hello to all the FischFail readers out there! It seems somewhat lonely these days here at the blog. Everyone’s either been sick [...]

Welcome, don’t forget to share this blog with your friends and subscribe for the latest in entertainment. And if you use StumbleUpon, go ahead and give us a thumbs up, would ya? Thanks! First off I wanted to have the title say “The house that Fisch Fail, Inc. built” but none of us have any [...]

Dear Mom and Dad, I died today. You got tired of me and took me to the shelter. The shelter was overcrowded and I drew an unlucky number. I am in a black plastic bag in a landfill now. Some other puppy will get the barely used leash you left. My collar was dirty and [...]

Quick’un

Posted: August 19, 2011 by luzob in Random
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Just a small post before work… I CANNOT stop sneezing… and it’s driving me insane! Seriously… it won’t stop… Every ellipse… is a… sneeze. … … GAH! Okay, better. So big… changes are happening around FischFail, so keep… (motherfucker!) a look out for some big news . … done!  

Or maybe that is just while I was away… Either way, I would like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes, especially for those people I haven’t heard from or see in years. Here are a few of the messages I received… LuzOb (text message):  “Happy birthday faggot, get drunk.” Nice sentiments, but I was [...]

There’s a Man

Posted: August 17, 2011 by luzob in Random
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A big, strong and passionate man… …He can lift stumps from the earth …with his dick. He once made a 400 lb. man drop to his knees and sob uncontrollably… …with a smile.   This wondrous individual can use his thoughts to propel small objects in orbit. …I’ve seen it. …it was a burrito. Though [...]

A Wench by My Side and a Jug of…

Posted: July 11, 2011 by luzob in Random
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That’s right, kiddies… My third post of the day. Apparently I’ve a lot to say today. This one’s about one of my favorite alcoholic beverages; MEAD! I Stumbled (lovely creation, it is) to a mead-making process that really got me interested in the whole process. Mr. Fail and myself have played with the idea of [...]

Whoa Fisch Fail, INC must be serious and shit!

Posted: June 23, 2011 by fischfail in Family, Humor
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So, it’s been a little under a month since Fisch Fail, INC turned one year old. And in that time I have seen, what can only be described as, magic. If you remember, I made a simple promise stating “There will be at least one post per day.” And I’m happy to announce this hold [...]

My sea legs be dying…

Posted: June 18, 2011 by fischfail in Diet, Family, Food, Health
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I’m sure you all remember it, I made quite a big deal about it. But then I remembered this.  I’ll just leave it here for you.

I’m talking about stupid amounts of excess and hedonism… Hopefully now I have your attention… So we’ve once again outdone ourselves here at FFI. We’ve created a holiday! There is nothing official whatsoever to this, so don’t start marking your calendars. Though the concept is beyond old, the name is something of my own creation. [...]

So, it’s officially the one year anniversary of Fish Fail, INC. What can we do to mark this momentous occasion? Talk about what we always talk about… That’s right POOP! Now this was mentioned a while back when I spoke of my first pooping experience. There really isn’t much to this story but it’s funny [...]