Posts Tagged ‘Hate’

It’s been a good run so far with FFI, and although we have a few slow-downs recently, we’re still growing every day. If you are a reader of one little blog, casual or otherwise, you most likely won’t understand the title of this entry, and that’s a-ok. If you’re an author, most likely you won’t [...]

Welcome, don’t forget to share this blog with your friends and subscribe for the latest in entertainment. And if you use StumbleUpon, go ahead and give us a thumbs up, would ya? Thanks! Fisch Fail, INC, is still a baby, still growing, still something… If we were a human baby, we would be learning to [...]

Not For the Weak of Constitution (or Wisdom)

Posted: December 31, 2011 by luzob in Random
Tags: , , ,

I hope you can feel my wrath eventually… It should be sunny that day, so you can have the hope of a decent morning before you lament my arrival. This could be at any moment… I wonder often how you will be destroyed. A deluge of your own entrails upon the sidewalk in front of [...]

Drezirale vs Fischfail

Posted: September 28, 2011 by drezirale in Alcohol, Anger, Fisch Fail, Health, Humor, Nerd, RAGE, WTF
Tags: , , , , , , , ,

Welcome, don’t forget to share this blog with your friends and subscribe for the latest in entertainment. And if you use StumbleUpon, go ahead and give us a thumbs up, would ya? Thanks! Earlier today Fisch was attacking Luz and myself with pets. Yes, he was petting us, on our arms, with his hands. Strange [...]

A dark day for glasses wearers…

Posted: September 6, 2011 by drezirale in Anger, Life, Poop, WTF
Tags: , , , , , , , ,

Welcome, don’t forget to share this blog with your friends and subscribe for the latest in entertainment. And if you use StumbleUpon, go ahead and give us a thumbs up, would ya? Thanks! The other day I had just eaten a large dinner. Now I don’t know about you but when I have spaghetti, I [...]

Just In Beiber!

Posted: August 27, 2011 by drezirale in Random
Tags: , , , ,

Welcome, don’t forget to share this blog with your friends and subscribe for the latest in entertainment. And if you use StumbleUpon, go ahead and give us a thumbs up, would ya? Thanks! I swear to god… anvil jalopy cranberry dog farts on top of spaghetti all covered in… Brass tacks and bluegrass maps all [...]

Poop…Happens?

Posted: August 20, 2011 by ErinLovesTheWeb in Entertainment, Humor, Life, Pictures, Poop, Random
Tags: , , , ,

Have you ever been stuck in bumper to bumper traffic that is going slower than an old lady with a walker can walk, only to find that the reason for the slow down was an accident? Yeah it sucks, but it really has very little to do with my post. Unlike the other authors here [...]

Dough… dough… dough… …dough

Posted: July 20, 2011 by luzob in Random
Tags: , ,

Riding Under New… Nougat? Intensity! Neptune’s Gallstones… Ovarian… Umbrella Trout… Obtuse Finch… Idiotic Dervish Eating Avocados Secretly…  

So this will be a little awkward and difficult for me. Call me a pussy, call me a prude, but I’m just not used to talking about my movements to ANYONE, but I thought this should be noted. While I don’t have Technicolor Dreamshits, nor do I fight the “Man” with my stank-attack (btw, what [...]

I’m talking about stupid amounts of excess and hedonism… Hopefully now I have your attention… So we’ve once again outdone ourselves here at FFI. We’ve created a holiday! There is nothing official whatsoever to this, so don’t start marking your calendars. Though the concept is beyond old, the name is something of my own creation. [...]

I have 100% more dick than a Eunuch!

Posted: June 9, 2011 by drezirale in Anger, Guest, Protection, Random, Sleep, WTF
Tags: , , , , , ,

Hello internet world. Let me first just say… I hate summer! I feel my flesh melting away as I type! I cannot stand the heat… if the temperature isn’t bad enough, on top of that there are Chewy Bitems everywhere. Yes, summer combines two of my three biggest fears. Being cooked alive, and those fuck [...]

You’re Guaranteed to Run This Town.

Posted: June 9, 2011 by luzob in Anger, Personal
Tags: ,

Just a word to the wise: One day you will understand my fury. Upon that day I shall rend you with my havoc, and cast your existance into blackest oblivion. You know my mind, and you shall understand true hatred. Even if it is upon the bed of my death you will know me, and [...]

So, it’s officially the one year anniversary of Fish Fail, INC. What can we do to mark this momentous occasion? Talk about what we always talk about… That’s right POOP! Now this was mentioned a while back when I spoke of my first pooping experience. There really isn’t much to this story but it’s funny [...]

We here at FF IT’S OUR EFFING BIRTHDAY! We are in need of celerecreajubilation! What should we do to enjoy this wondrous week? You… yeah YOU… let us know! …or I’ll stab you in the face w/ a soldiering iron… seriously… By the way… Luz is BACK bitches!   It's my birthday bitches!— Fisch Fail, [...]

Fisch Fail, INC is officially a year old now. Celebrate with us! Buy us stuff! Or just send us some donations so we can continue to do what we do…  I’ve got some plans for you all. Including a few tonight. It's my birthday bitches!— Fisch Fail, INC. (@FischFail) June 07, 2011