8/13/11

It’s been a good run so far with FFI, and although we have a few slow-downs recently, we’re still growing every day.

Rainy Lake - August 2011-13 (Photo credit: fabfotophotography)

If you are a reader of one little blog, casual or otherwise, you most likely won’t understand the title of this entry, and that’s a-ok. If you’re an author, most likely you won’t either, but you should and shame on you.

This date, August 13 2011, was when over one-thousand collective brains got to see the beauty that is Fisch Fail Inc. It was also the day that I noticed our blog was becoming something of a big deal. Honestly until that point I mostly blogged for no one, except for maybe myself and Mr. Fail, but afterward I began doing it for a lil ones… I mean the readers.

Seriously though; you guys have gotten us to new heights, and for that I am thankful.

A lot of crap has gone down recently (more on that later) so the blog has gotten somewhat neglected as of late, but hopefully that will change and more posts will be on their way.

Here’s to getting 1000000 views before the end of the year!

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My babies growing up!

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Fisch Fail, INC, is still a baby, still growing, still something…

If we were a human baby, we would be learning to speak, and maybe eat something that didn’t have the consistency of baby food. But fuck, we’ve already moved on to tacos and alcohol… Says something about us!

Anyway, yesterday we hit a random milestone… 20,000 views (and damnit, I was going to make sure I got to make this announcement!).

So, it took us nearly a year and a half to get our first 10,000… It took us 6 months, to get our second.

Lets try and beat that record (for us) even quicker.

Tell everyone about FFI, let’s do it!

 

 

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Just In Beiber!

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I swear to god… anvil jalopy cranberry dog farts on top of spaghetti all covered in…

Brass tacks and bluegrass maps all over the place and yet we all know I love sandwiches.

I mean seriously… seriously? When will we learn tomorrow brings I’ll be there?

I’ll be there…

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo…

Classical calimba marimba Calypso apocalypse-o.

With the changing of the seasons we learn monkey sweet breads butterscotch atomic larceny and until southwest the number twelve.

Please wish for the toilet…

…for the toilet.

Fartfartfartfartfart Barbra Streisand… deal with it.

-LuzOb posting under Drez

I had a taint cramp and thought of you.

So, it’s officially the one year anniversary of Fish Fail, INC. What can we do to mark this momentous occasion? Talk about what we always talk about… That’s right POOP!

Now this was mentioned a while back when I spoke of my first pooping experience. There really isn’t much to this story but it’s funny all the same.

When I was younger and living at my mom’s I had to poop and bad. This was a make or break kind of situation. I ran up the stairs, and past my mom entertaining guests in the kitchen. I run to the bathroom. My sister was in it at the time and I REALLY had to go.

So I run further down the hall to my mom’s bathroom. Here is where it gets funny. My mom has a small counter-top in front of the toilet. I forget this as I pull my pants down with urgency and sit down on the toilet with all the ferocity of a Creeper about to explode.

WHAM! I bang my head on the counter-top. Ignoring this I continue about my business, until I see blood on the floor. That’s right, I split my head open while pooping. I didn’t know if I should wipe my head or my ass. Eventually, after I’m done I go back to tell my mother what happened. She took me to the hospital, where I got eleven stitches.

Oh, and by the way… Your favourite Internet Sensation has returned!

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HERPY DERPDAY!

We here at FF IT’S OUR EFFING BIRTHDAY! We are in need of celerecreajubilation! What should we do to enjoy this wondrous week? You… yeah YOU… let us know! …or I’ll stab you in the face w/ a soldiering iron… seriously…

By the way… Luz is BACK bitches!

 

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Birthday Bash

Fisch Fail, INC is officially a year old now. Celebrate with us! Buy us stuff! Or just send us some donations so we can continue to do what we do…  I’ve got some plans for you all. Including a few tonight.

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Celebration!

This is a public pat on the back to Fisch Fail Inc. for it’s 100th comment! Take it in, boys and girls, we’re going for a lot more, so keep reading and we’ll keep posting.

For right now, though, I will be busy watching my favorite show, so deal with it.

Hooray!

Work.

So I’m sitting here at work, literally in the middle of a 12 hour shift… And I had started working on more “And, you climb out of bed…” shit, and I started thinking… Probably a little too much.

First of all, I want to apologize. There will be no order, rhyme, reason, or logical procession in this post. It is exactly how my mind is currently functioning…

FUCK!

So tonight, my new phone (yeah, the one I’ve had for a week or so) fucking died… That means I have no phone. So, now not only am I not able to receive pone calls from potential employers, but given the off chance my current company calls me for hours, I can’t receive those calls either… Yeah, that blows…. So, does anyone want to give me money or an old verizon phone so that I can get that working?

On a side note, Linux has decided to hate me, and not allow me to connect to the internet… Meaning, I had to log into Windows to update this… Gh3y… But since, I will be working in Windows for a few days, I should be able to upload those pictures I talked about…

Expect normal posts from me (the ones that are amusing) to resume soon.  By the way, expect this post to change quite a bit at some point tomorrow.

Computers are fun.

 

So, I’ve been using Linux exclusively now for about 3 weeks, and I must say, I am enjoying working with it again. I’m slowly beginning to understand certain things in Ubuntu (which I wouldn’t say is my favorite distro, but it is not bad either). Speaking on computers, I need to begin working on brick again (Brick is this huge desktop PC that is being converted into a home file server), but that is neither here nor there.

Both my roommate and myself started using Ubuntu at about the same time (he literally got so fed up with Windows, he was ready to trash his computer), and it is interesting to see how certain problems are handled by each of our machines. But, for now, you should feel comfortable in knowing that I am enjoying my experiences with Linux once again.

On a side note, are you seeing the randomness of this blog yet? Don’t worry though, soon, I’m going to start making worthwhile posts about once per day, meaningful things that I actually put thought into.