“I’m the bouncer for the band. It’s my job.”
Some of you may recognize the above quote as being from the very excellent movie “SLC Punk.” So, why am I discussing a movie that came out 12 years ago (yeah, 1998)? To bring up this point…
My name is Fisch, and i am a bodyguard, sort of… but for the low, low price of about $20 an hour, I will offer my personal services to you as a bodyguard. Want a personal bodyguard that blends in with the crowd? Done. Want a guard who stands in the background and only jumps in when “shit starts popping”? Done. Want a personal guard to travel around with you, and make you feel important? Easy. Want a bodyguard who wears a suit and keeps people from getting too close? Psh, too easy. Want a personal bouncer, who wears plain cloths (or cloths of your choice)? Can do. the point I’m making here is: I can do it all. Going to a club tonight and worried about some dickface starting some shit, no worries, your personal bodyguard will handle it before you even know what is going on. Like I said, I can do it all, in a very efficient way. It’s simple; leave me a comment discussing the situation and the appropriate attire, and we’ll work something out.
On a side note, expect ‘And you climb out of bed… Pt.2’ to be posted soon, which incidentally will be a full length post… Something more than 250 words.