They are just GIVING things away at FischFail.

Posted: April 18, 2011 by drezirale in Fisch Fail, Food

So I’ve noticed the other authors giving prizes away for certain things. Now I think it’s my turn. There is a stipulation however. I need this post to get 22 separate comments, from separate individuals. Why do I am so high you ask? First of all, it’s my favorite number, don’t hate. Secondly, I saw the views on my last story, I know you people are out there watching.

So what’s the prize? Well if you read one of my earlier posts you’d know I discovered an interesting place to eat. I would go as far as to say godly place to eat. I would like to treat someone to this place to eat. That’s right! Dinner on an Internet Sensation.

Here’s how it works: I get 22 different comments from separate individuals, just like Luz wants, I will take someone to dinner. How do I decide you ask? Here’s where this shit gets all kinds of fun. YOU the reader post a comment here, be it via WordPress or in the simple comment box below. Then I put names of all 22 commenters into a hat and draw the winner. So wait? How do I know who wins you ask? Here is where I need a bit of your help.

Below, there is a place for a name choose a fancy little net name. We don’t use real names here. It’s just a rule deal with it. I don’t care if you type “sparkling rainbow dildos” in the name field. I don’t really care. However, if someone has chosen this name pick another. As I wont know who is the winner if there are multiple sparkling rainbow dildos. Now, I need to know how to reach the winner. There is a place for email, put that shit there! Fret not, no one but the authors can see people’s emails. It just helps so I can let the winner know they won.

BUT IT GETS EVEN BETTER!

This post!

If the linked above post gets 13 separate comments from 13 separate people I will even come pick you up! Provided you live within a 25 mile radius of this location: 43711 Michigan Avenue, Canton, MI 48188-2551 (L George’s Coney Island) Mapquest that shit!

I’m still not done! I have one more incentive. If the winner is a WordPress user subscribed to us I might even take you to a movie. Aww, but what if you don’t have a WordPress? Well that means you just have to make one and subscribe to us. Suck it up, it’s for the greater good.

 

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Comments
  1. Shit that means I’m next on the contest front… You and Luz both have competitions going. Now I’ve got to find something to give away. I mean besides this awesome space that some many people like to come to. I’ve got some ideas, it is just a matter of financing for me, but I’ll work something out.

  2. COCKSAUCE says:

    TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLIN

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