Uhweguuh!

Posted: July 9, 2011 by drezirale in Health, Humor, Random, WTF
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So I was doing the dishes the other day. They were pretty nasty, like rotting flesh in a sink. So Luz and I came up with a scale called the Wheg Scale. It’s based on a numbered system 1-10 on how bad you want to throw up.

I’ve drawn up the scale to give you an idea of what we were dealing with:

1: A fart

2: BO

3: Raw suncooked garbage

4: Poop left latent

5: Road killed skunk

6: Slaughter house

7: Left out seafood

8: Uncleaned ear gauges

9: Raw sewage

10: Soap production plant

There was a few times we had 5.0 whegs, but as we dug deeper the air became that and the actual items got to be 7, 8, or even 8.5 whegs… Now all the nasty shit is taken care of. I hope never to almost vomit into the sink again.

 

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