Drezirale vs Fischfail

Posted: September 28, 2011 by drezirale in Alcohol, Anger, Fisch Fail, Health, Humor, Nerd, RAGE, WTF
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Earlier today Fisch was attacking Luz and myself with pets. Yes, he was petting us, on our arms, with his hands. Strange I know but Fisch has somewhat freakish strength. So this shit kind of hurt. Luz and I tried to fight back but to no avail. Fisch had the better of us both and we were even attacking him from both sides. This in turn brought up the strange topic of how Fisch is the strongest man alive and would one day rule the world by going around poking people in the chest.

Which brought up an even stranger topic of how to stop him. I forget the most of it, some things involving time travel, having diamond skin, adamatium bones, a suit of armor, being a ghost, and even cloning him. He topped them all, one upping me the entire time. However, I feel I came to the best conclusion on how to stop him. It’s to combine these things. One day I will become a day walking, memorizing, incorporeal, diamond skinned, adamatiuim skeletoned, time traveling, vampire, being of pure energy, robotic, rodent, double replicating kidney stone with a hermetically sealed lifetime supply of blood.
AND I WILL BEAT HIM! I WILL WIN! YOU HEAR THAT! I WILL WIN THIS!

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Comments
  1. fischfail says:

    It takes you being a goddamned incorporeal day walker with an adamantium injected, diamond coated body, and yet being made of pure fucking energy, and somehow still manage to be dual kidney stones with hermetically sealed backpacks full of blood so you have a lifetime of food… To have a fighting chance.

    And I’ve got news for you… Long before any of that could actually come to fruition, I would destroy your very being… Guess what! That means that I win again…

    By the way, for everyone else, Drezirale forgot to mention that I kicking both of their asses while playing a fucking video game…

    If you’re going to tell a story, tell the correct one, fucker. You never know who will read and come along to kick your ass out of the corporeal plane next…

    • drezirale says:

      Oh you think so? now just for that shit I will become a day walking, memorizing, incorporeal, diamond skinned, adamatiuim skeletoned, time traveling, vampire, being of pure energy, robotic, rodent, double replicating kidney stone with a hermetically sealed lifetime supply of blood….. on fire…

      you have only yourself to blame for this.

  2. luzob says:

    First: Drez wants to be a vampire… who can be in the sun… with diamond skin… Therefore he will SPARKLE in the sun… Therefore he wants to be Twilight.
    Faggot.
    Next: Mr. Fail, you weren’t playing a video game.
    You were playing Uno; one of the oldest 360 arcade games.
    This means two things:
    It is not a video game if you can play it with one hand while smashing on cheese puffs.
    And Mr. Fail is a casual-gamingfag housewife!
    HARHAR!

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