Great Scott!

Posted: January 24, 2013 by fischfail in Anger, Death, Drugs, Family, Life, Personal, Updates, WTF
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Survival Sickness

Survival Sickness (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

So, I finally have it, the proof that I am in fact dying.

Now, we all now this is 100% accurate, since it is from the Internet. You can send you wishes and funeral donations to any of the places listed on my bio page.

Although, in case you are so stricken with grief regarding my imminent demise, I’ve taken a moment from my rapidly shortening life span to post them for you once again. I am such a nice guy.

Paypal (preferred method, help out my friends and family pay for my dead ass)

And maybe you can figure out all the following on your own, good luck. It has been fun.

AIM — fischfail

Yahoo — fischfail

Hotmail / MSN — fischfail@hotmail.com

Facebook — http://www.facebook.com/fisch.failinc

Phone (text or call) — 734-252-6387

Twitter — fischfail

StumbleUpon — fisch-fail

Skype — fischfail

Thank you.

proof of death

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Comments
  1. fischfailfrog says:

    Good! We can only hope you fucking die, you fucking fuck. Fucking hell, once again, I come out of fucking hiber-fucking-nation so I can remind people that you pitiful fucking blog fucking exists. You know, for being a goddamned author, you sure are fucking lazy and a goddamned hypochondriac, you honestly think you are fucking dying because you have a little fucking lung infection, then good! I hope you rot, you cocksucker!

    Croak!

  2. luzob says:

    add schizophrenia to the list as well… but i think heat exhaustion and lack of exercise are my two favs… one of them has a “no shit” factor of over 9000… guess which?

  3. drezirale says:

    He’s got bronchitis. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

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