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Six months later there were no signs of cancer in her lungs but now they found something in her intestines. Chemotherapy may have worked somewhat but the Doc is going to give my mom a more toxic dose to kick the cancer. The bad thing is that it will make my mom much sicker. A risk we must take. All I can do is hope for the best at this point.

That was the worst part of the last six months.

Now we are getting a bit more current in life and the area I reside in is being bought out by Marathon and of course I am just a renter and I have to find a new place to call home. It has been pretty nerve-wracking as of late but someone from above must have helped me out but in a lil over 45 days from now I will be a new home owner. That’s right Moonpie will own his own crib. Not too bad of a price and my monthly mortgage isn’t all that bad either, I think I can handle it.  It is in a nice area too! This was a big hurdle to jump over but I did it even with all the stress and worry.

Now in the last 6 months I have also become a system administrator for the church I attend. Not much work needed but I must be on standby. This job kind of just fell in my lap but I do this work for free. I don’t mind!

To go with that I still work full-time at my current job selling Semi truck parts but I have also taken a step into another direction at the same time. While managing a few jobs I ended up picking up another and it looks very promising. A business partner and I invested in Electronic Cigarettes and I am talking the real kind, not the crappy 800 puff E-cigs you can but at any Gas station. This is the real deal. Our company name is Hypnotic Vapes LLC. We offer a healthier alternative to smoking which can potentially save people who switch to Vaping thousands of dollars a year. We are already posted up in a store full time where anyone in the greater metro Detroit area can buy and start living healthier. We have many different types of E-cigs and well over 50 tasty Hypnotic E-juices containing nicotine. We have high doses and lower doses of nicotine in our E-juices. I will provide a link for the curious and a few pictures as well.

Here is the Hypnotic E-cig Starter Kit!

All you need to get started Vaping!

All you need to get started Vaping!

Here is a pic of our E-juice. We have over 50 flavors!

The Juices come in a variety of Flavors

The Juices come in a variety of Flavors

Here is a link to our FaceBook page so just click here to be taken there:

So for now I apologize for my absence, I hope to stick with this but I can’t guarantee it.

 

 


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Apparently, it is now my turn to post some odd video from YouTube. Yeah, this is definitely from that weird part of Youtube, the part of Youtube that when entered, never allows you to forget.

Okay, not too bad, but the next video really has no explanation. However, before that happens, let me show you an image (it has nothing to do with the following video).

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Well, there it is. Have fun. I really do think “wtf vids” might become a new thing here. Let us know what you think.

What can I say? LuzOb’s “Don’t Watch This” parts 1, 2, and 3 inspire me to… Never sleep again.

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Fisch (Photo credit: HamburgerJung) I personally think this should become our new logo.

So, Breeish called it. Almost 2 years ago at this point. She said, and I quote “^ I am surprised Fisch doesn’t have a post about this up.” I will be honest, I never actually took the time to look up what the fuck that meant, until now.

Wow, how the fuck did you know?

I don’t much discuss issues of poo, on this here blog (I leave that reserved for Drezirale who no longer posts because he is a cunt), but when I do, I something…. I don’t even know anymore, I apologize.

And now to explain my absence. I’ve been gone, deal with it, as for the other authors, I cannot say. (Although it, sadly,  may be about time to “trim some fat around here”).

On an important side note, remember that the “I’m Addicted To Your Mom” contest is nearing completion, and we are still accepting entries. Remember, with no entries, we cannot announce a winner.

Fuck it, who likes pictures (not related to the previous shit!)?

Eh, who the fuck am I kidding, you guys love pictures, and below are some random ones in no particular order. Have fun! Obviously, most of the following are not original content, sorry if I “stole” from you.

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One of my favorite things about this video, is the guy rocking on the “drums.”

If you don’t like that, I’ve got another one for you… It’s called fuck you, asshole… Or, you know “Strong as an Oak,” like it fucking matters anyway.

And for some good fucking measure:

You, dirty little sluts.

On a side note, tonight is AYCOoB, where I may let our readers have some control, leave comments to let me know how to kill them!

Also, there are two new fischims, that you can read below, but you can go to the fischisms page to read them all (new layout for that coming soon)

Him: “There’s chocolate cake in the oven.”
Me: “Oh?”
Him: “Don’t question it.”

“I’ve got to step up to the streets and take care of crime.”

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Great Scott!

Posted: January 24, 2013 by fischfail in Anger, Death, Drugs, Family, Life, Personal, Updates, WTF
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Survival Sickness

Survival Sickness (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

So, I finally have it, the proof that I am in fact dying.

Now, we all now this is 100% accurate, since it is from the Internet. You can send you wishes and funeral donations to any of the places listed on my bio page.

Although, in case you are so stricken with grief regarding my imminent demise, I’ve taken a moment from my rapidly shortening life span to post them for you once again. I am such a nice guy.

Paypal (preferred method, help out my friends and family pay for my dead ass)

And maybe you can figure out all the following on your own, good luck. It has been fun.

AIM — fischfail

Yahoo — fischfail

Hotmail / MSN — fischfail@hotmail.com

Facebook — http://www.facebook.com/fisch.failinc

Phone (text or call) — 734-252-6387

Twitter — fischfail

StumbleUpon — fisch-fail

Skype — fischfail

Thank you.

proof of death


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Ȋ͈͖̟̻͚̪̭̟̬̦͔̻͉̏͐ͨͧ͆̄͌ͯ̆͊ͣ̉̓ͨ͊ͧ̕͟͞͠ ̢̢̢̘͉̖̲͑͑̔̂̀̐̈́͌̿͐ͫͬ̊ͪͧ͢n͖̤̩̗ͫ̋͌ͪ̎́̀eͩ̐̌̓͊ͪ͛͋͐ͣ̓̈́̈̽͏̡̨͙͓̫͇̞͕̠̤̹̜͓̕͢ͅͅv̈̇̈͐̅̕͟͜͞҉̺̫̞͈̘̼͕̺̩̳̟̫̗ȩ̴ͥ͐ͨ́̀ͬͪ̓͑ͣͥ̑̿̀҉͖̱̠͎͖͉̜̠̝͖r̶̨̞̳̤̞͔͈̞̭̝̱̖̙̺̖̐ͬͮͬ͑̎ͬ̆̕ ̵̧̛̗̟̣̯̜͙̳͎ͣ͑ͬs̪̜͓͇̤͚̺̳͇̪ͧ̊͌ͩ͛ͤ͐̽͋̆̊̃̎͐͘̕͞͡͝e̳̲̜̬͇̜̖̼̖̞̣̱̻͙͍̞̣͖͊ͮ̒͌̏̿ͩ̌͗̾͊̿ͨ͆͢͜͝͞͡e̷̡̨̻̦̰̗̳͎͓̹̝͕̭̝̞̻̙̽̆̌̇ͭ͆̀ṋ͕̙̯̼͎̦͇̗͖͒̍ͬͨͧ̚͟͠ ̢̺͍̠͙̝̭̱̙̭̻̪͎̳̭͕ͦ͒ͧͨ͂ͨ̌ͣ̎̑̑̆̆͛͊̉́͢ͅͅt̶̡̯̻̖̥̻͉̦̩̞͓̗̺͈̩̬̹̜͎ͭͬͯ̓ͥ͊̃ͬ̋̈̓̉̉̑͐̕͠h̛͊̓͐̆ͯ͊ͮ͛̇̒͋͢͢҉͖̣͚̮͍i̵̡̭͇̣͍̼̙̻̳̖̖̰̦̜͉̱̫ͤ̀ͭ̀̽̀̈́̈͌́ͮ͌͋͂ͭ͋ͬs̶͓̦̭̖͙͎̾ͪ̇ͪ͐ͩ͌̾͐̓ͨ̾ͣ ͥͥ̐͛͛̃̇̉̓̇̓̄ͨ҉̷͉̻̹̞̯͎̖̀͢b̢̹̮̜̤̼̭̪̹̲͚̫̤̦͔̹̹ͭͫ̓ͥ͗̏ͥ̾ͨ̆ͭ̾͢͠ȩ̵̵͙͎̖̹̲̭̜̞̩̹͒̉͌ͭ͊̎̽̂̄̓ͭ̂ͦͫ͡ͅf̨̨̛̣̙̫͉̮͕̝̓ͤ̓̃͛ͤͦ̑̐ͩ̓̓̇̚̕o̵̢͖̳͕̼̠̲̙͕͖̻ͤ̾ͫ͆͌̇̄̍ͯ̓̆̆ͬ̏̈́̂ͮ̄͘͜͝r̶̵̨͉͙̩͕̩̖͙̥͙̟͓͉̤̱̺̼͕̗̉̒͊̑̔͂͛͌͒̅ͮ̍̒̀͌́͡ͅě̑̂͐̌͛̀͟͏̠̝͇͉͞?̶͓̻͎͎͖̠̬̟̠̖̟͓̃ͦ͋̊ͣͧͣ͋̅̂͟

 

 

_͎̜̠̰_̼͕̠̳̙͖̤̞̰̠̯̦͎͙̙̭͉_͉͔͓̹͎̻͇̫͕̹̰̤̳_͕͉̜͓̩͇̝̟̖̖̬̦̼͇̖̣̺̠_̘̩̰̪̙̠̤̥̞͉̘̪ͅ_̻͍̦̘͍͓̹̲͎͔̹̭͖̤͓̣ͅ_͎̱̬̼_͎͎͙̠͎͍͎̜̙_͉̬͎̥̭̻̤̳̱̱̜_̦͚̫̮̝̺͈͓͉̜̹̤̞̟_̹̣͉̪̺͖͈͉͉̬̱͕̰͉̘͇_̣̗̙̦̪̙̜̼̞̻͙͓͚̙ͅ_͙̱̬̳̦̼̠͙̟̭̞͍̱ͅ_͚̫͍͖͕̪̱ͅ_̹̲̬̯̮̝̤̬̲̮̲̝̠̗͔_͓͓͓͕_͍̬̱̼̻̜_̠̳͚͚_̼̗̞͓̭̫̤̼͔̯͓͕̰̪͖̠_̥̦̫̬̳͈̳͇̜̱̬̗̘̖͈̼_͎̜̠̰_̼͕̠̳̙͖̤̞̰̠̯̦͎͙̙̭͉_͉͔͓̹͎̻͇̫͕̹̰̤̳_͕͉̜͓̩͇̝̟̖̖̬̦̼͇̖̣̺̠_̘̩̰̪̙̠̤̥̞͉̘̪ͅ_̻͍̦̘͍͓̹̲͎͔̹̭͖̤͓̣ͅ_͎̱̬̼_͎͎͙̠͎͍͎̜̙_͉̬͎̥̭̻̤̳̱̱̜_̦͚̫̮̝̺͈͓͉̜̹̤̞̟_̹̣͉̪̺͖͈͉͉̬̱͕̰͉̘͇_̣̗̙̦̪̙̜̼̞̻͙͓͚̙ͅ_͙̱̬̳̦̼̠͙̟̭̞͍̱ͅ_͚̫͍͖͕̪̱ͅ_̹̲̬̯̮̝̤̬̲̮̲̝̠̗͔_͓͓͓͕_͍̬̱̼̻̜_̠̳͚͚_̼̗̞͓̭̫̤̼͔̯͓͕̰̪͖̠_̥̦̫̬̳͈̳͇̜̱̬̗̘̖͈̼_͎̜̠̰_̼͕̠̳̙͖̤̞̰̠̯̦͎͙̙̭͉_͉͔͓̹͎̻͇̫͕̹̰̤̳_͕͉̜͓̩͇̝̟̖̖̬̦̼͇̖̣̺̠_̘̩̰̪̙̠̤̥̞͉̘̪ͅ_̻͍̦̘͍͓̹̲͎͔̹̭͖̤͓̣ͅ_͎̱̬̼_͎͎͙̠͎͍͎̜̙_͉̬͎̥̭̻̤̳̱̱̜_̦͚̫̮̝̺͈͓͉̜̹̤̞̟_̹̣͉̪̺͖͈͉͉̬̱͕̰͉̘͇_̣̗̙̦̪̙̜̼̞̻͙͓͚̙ͅ_͙̱̬̳̦̼̠͙̟̭̞͍̱ͅ_͚̫͍͖͕̪̱ͅ_̹̲̬̯̮̝̤̬̲̮̲̝̠̗͔_͓͓͓͕_͍̬̱̼̻̜_̠̳͚͚_̼̗̞͓̭̫̤̼͔̯͓͕̰̪͖̠_̥̦̫̬̳͈̳͇̜̱̬̗̘̖͈̼_͎̜̠̰_̼͕̠̳̙͖̤̞̰̠̯̦͎͙̙̭͉_͉͔͓̹͎̻͇̫͕̹̰̤̳_͕͉̜͓̩͇̝̟̖̖̬̦̼͇̖̣̺̠_̘̩̰̪̙̠̤̥̞͉̘̪ͅ_̻͍̦̘͍͓̹̲͎͔̹̭͖̤͓̣ͅ_͎̱̬̼_͎͎͙̠͎͍͎̜̙_͉̬͎̥̭̻̤̳̱̱̜_̦͚̫̮̝̺͈͓͉̜̹̤̞̟_̹̣͉̪̺͖͈͉͉̬̱͕̰͉̘͇_̣̗̙̦̪̙̜̼̞̻͙͓͚̙ͅ_͙̱̬̳̦̼̠͙̟̭̞͍̱ͅ_͚̫͍͖͕̪̱ͅ_̹̲̬̯̮̝̤̬̲̮̲̝̠̗͔_͓͓͓͕_͍̬̱̼̻̜_̠̳͚͚_̼̗̞͓̭̫̤̼͔̯͓͕̰̪͖̠_̥̦̫̬̳͈̳͇̜̱̬̗̘̖͈̼

 

 


Alright, so I know it’s a common phrase, especially today with this fucking “YOLO” busllshit (seriously, stop abbreviating, you sound fucking ridiculous) but for the love of the gods, you only live ONCE.

Honestly, have you really ever thought about that? Not just “yeah, I guess that’s true” but like “HOLY FUCK, I GOTTA LIVE IT UP!!!!!!”

I’ve just had this epiphany about 6 months ago, and life could not be simpler. I mean really, you need to just DO IT, because you may never have another chance. And if you get hurt, oh well that’s life. If it kills you, so what we all die anyway. Just learn to say FUCK IT every once in a while.

What I’m trying to say, everyone, is this:

Measure your life not in the years you’ve lived, but in the fullness that you lived them.

May the gods watch over you

Måtte Æser ser deg

Grimnir Odinsson