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Six months later there were no signs of cancer in her lungs but now they found something in her intestines. Chemotherapy may have worked somewhat but the Doc is going to give my mom a more toxic dose to kick the cancer. The bad thing is that it will make my mom much sicker. A risk we must take. All I can do is hope for the best at this point.

That was the worst part of the last six months.

Now we are getting a bit more current in life and the area I reside in is being bought out by Marathon and of course I am just a renter and I have to find a new place to call home. It has been pretty nerve-wracking as of late but someone from above must have helped me out but in a lil over 45 days from now I will be a new home owner. That’s right Moonpie will own his own crib. Not too bad of a price and my monthly mortgage isn’t all that bad either, I think I can handle it.  It is in a nice area too! This was a big hurdle to jump over but I did it even with all the stress and worry.

Now in the last 6 months I have also become a system administrator for the church I attend. Not much work needed but I must be on standby. This job kind of just fell in my lap but I do this work for free. I don’t mind!

To go with that I still work full-time at my current job selling Semi truck parts but I have also taken a step into another direction at the same time. While managing a few jobs I ended up picking up another and it looks very promising. A business partner and I invested in Electronic Cigarettes and I am talking the real kind, not the crappy 800 puff E-cigs you can but at any Gas station. This is the real deal. Our company name is Hypnotic Vapes LLC. We offer a healthier alternative to smoking which can potentially save people who switch to Vaping thousands of dollars a year. We are already posted up in a store full time where anyone in the greater metro Detroit area can buy and start living healthier. We have many different types of E-cigs and well over 50 tasty Hypnotic E-juices containing nicotine. We have high doses and lower doses of nicotine in our E-juices. I will provide a link for the curious and a few pictures as well.

Here is the Hypnotic E-cig Starter Kit!

All you need to get started Vaping!

All you need to get started Vaping!

Here is a pic of our E-juice. We have over 50 flavors!

The Juices come in a variety of Flavors

The Juices come in a variety of Flavors

Here is a link to our FaceBook page so just click here to be taken there:

So for now I apologize for my absence, I hope to stick with this but I can’t guarantee it.

 

 

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Fisch (Photo credit: HamburgerJung) I personally think this should become our new logo.

So, Breeish called it. Almost 2 years ago at this point. She said, and I quote “^ I am surprised Fisch doesn’t have a post about this up.” I will be honest, I never actually took the time to look up what the fuck that meant, until now.

Wow, how the fuck did you know?

I don’t much discuss issues of poo, on this here blog (I leave that reserved for Drezirale who no longer posts because he is a cunt), but when I do, I something…. I don’t even know anymore, I apologize.

And now to explain my absence. I’ve been gone, deal with it, as for the other authors, I cannot say. (Although it, sadly,  may be about time to “trim some fat around here”).

On an important side note, remember that the “I’m Addicted To Your Mom” contest is nearing completion, and we are still accepting entries. Remember, with no entries, we cannot announce a winner.

Fuck it, who likes pictures (not related to the previous shit!)?

Eh, who the fuck am I kidding, you guys love pictures, and below are some random ones in no particular order. Have fun! Obviously, most of the following are not original content, sorry if I “stole” from you.

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Hermit!

That is what I have been lately, So sorry fans

A lot has gone down lately in life.

Sorry to Fisch Fail INC for being gone so long, who knows when I will be back again.

Debating on going back to school….. I think I need to but I don’t want to… still deciding.

Also dealing with issues inside my head I guess it’s what we call stress, and there is a lot of it in there!

Been spending a lot of time with a special friend who has been through so much in the last few months and she is

a very sweet girl, confused but sweet nonetheless. My heart has grown big for her but I have no place in hers.

Rather friendship then nothing at all I guess but how long can I torture myself. I love her family, she even got me going

going back to church and I love it. I try to separate myself from her sometimes but then I feel like I am abandoning her

and that is not what she needs now. She needs me and her family and her church family. We are good to her.

On another note, my mom is getting older and I grow worrisome of her health sometimes, it’s just another added stress.

Five years ago I seen myself in a different place then I am in now, I want to know what happened? Did I fall off? Did

I give up? I am still here though even though times are hard and I’ve been told its gets harder before it gets any

better.

I guess that’s just life! Thanks for listening fans I will try to visit more often with more uplifting stories!!! tata!!


Alright, so I know it’s a common phrase, especially today with this fucking “YOLO” busllshit (seriously, stop abbreviating, you sound fucking ridiculous) but for the love of the gods, you only live ONCE.

Honestly, have you really ever thought about that? Not just “yeah, I guess that’s true” but like “HOLY FUCK, I GOTTA LIVE IT UP!!!!!!”

I’ve just had this epiphany about 6 months ago, and life could not be simpler. I mean really, you need to just DO IT, because you may never have another chance. And if you get hurt, oh well that’s life. If it kills you, so what we all die anyway. Just learn to say FUCK IT every once in a while.

What I’m trying to say, everyone, is this:

Measure your life not in the years you’ve lived, but in the fullness that you lived them.

May the gods watch over you

Måtte Æser ser deg

Grimnir Odinsson


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So I took a hiatus from this website due to reasons concerning; Nothing to post, nothing to write, being annoying and stuff. Yea, whatevs, I’m back (not as if anyone that reads this would have noticed but I digress)  I’ve been writing in the mindset of a someone that has lost someone near and dear to them. So I suppose without further ado here’s some snippits of stuff that i’ve written. (Figured I would share it with the people that so happen to stumble on here or come here regularly. Who knows, maybe it will be motivation for ya’ll to come back now y’hear!!!??!)

Where do I go, what do I do? Sitting in the darkness, I await for an angel to bring me back to the light.
Stuck in the past, living in a surreal dream, I patiently await. Nothing is making sense, the puzzle pieces won’t go together, harmony is never attained.
The music is playing. The chords are atrocious, they’re nails on a chalkboard, the dancing starts.
Twirling and dancing the dreams they once held dear to. Time stops.
The vast emptiness swallows the stars, the ones that we once aimed for. Nothing is spared, all hope is gone. The final glimmer that is noticed is the tear that shone from your cheek. 

I particularly liked the like that I underlined (hence the underline) I find it to be quite a beautiful sentence. Anyway, here’s one more (can’t give you everything at once can I?)

A sliver of time passes by. It feels like an eternity without you by my side.
My heart yearns for you. I call your name, pleading for forgivness but it falls on deaf ears.
I try to caress you but my fingers cannot penetrate your numbness. I realize my faults, will battle my fears if only to make you realize that I can change.

A cold chill runs down my spine. I would rather face death then lose you forever. The demons that you battle, I would gladly fight for you.
The guilt that I feel will never cease to exist. Not until I hear you say “it’s ok.”
You were the reason for my warmness, now that you’re gone I’m empty and cold.
Nothing can ever replace the hole in my heart that was occupied by you.
I’ll change, I promise you with all of my being, if only you promise to come back to me.

Cry baby bullshit, but I feel it’s a great way to express emotion and in a non self-destructive way. More will come, I promise you all.

_Ech

 


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So the other day, late at night about one in the morning I stopped in at the local Walgreens to pick up some medicine for my sinuses. Nothing special or out of the ordinary, just making one last stop before heading home. I have my Pal with me and we walk in casual talking shit and what have you. I had a mission when I walked in; Grab sinus meds and some Orange Juice so I can get home and rest. Walgreens was dead and there was a few ladies working that night.

Anyways I was in the meds aisle and was searching for the best meds for the cold I had. AH I found them and grabbed two boxes and said to Cass “48 caplets should be enough for me to get through this” and as I said that a young girl who worked there stared me down as she walked away. I didn’t think nothing of it, it certainly wasnt my looks that kept her staring. I approached the end of the aisle way and there she was like long-necking me or something trying to hear my conversation I was having with Cass. I walked past her as she stared me down the whole time. I did not know what to think!

I grabbed my orange juice and asked Cass “what the hell was she looking at” as I walked up to the front to check out. I looked behind me and there she was still staring my down but this time she was behind the counter hiding and staring, I was like WTF.

I grabbed my stuff and proceeded out the front door and walked to my car, looked back and she was staring at me again from inside. I sat in my car for about 5 minutes and she kept a close eye on me until I drove off.

What the hell was all that about? I still have no idea why she stared me down. It was like I stole something, which I didn’t but what I should have done was just ask her what the deal was. Maybe she recognized me from somewhere! (shrugs shoulders)

Whatever!  Later dudes


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200 px (Photo credit: Drezirale)

Hello internet world. Most of you may know of me as the Internet Sensation Drezirale. Most of you, since I have not posted in nine months may have forgotten of me. Yet, I do not blame you, it’s all been purely my fault. It’s been so long since I have posted that the act of unprotected intercourse resulted in a fertilized egg to reach full term gestation and create a child. Believe it or not this has something to do with my post. Did I knock up some wayward floozy you ask? No, I knocked up three. Actually, in all honesty it is about a child I took part and creating, however not with typical means.

Some of you may or may not know that being an Internet Sensation is not exactly a lucrative business. In fact it leaves little to no margin for profit. This is why I have decided to dabble in biology. Yes, that is right. There is another thing that’s happened in my life since I last posted. I am now a student in college, shout hurrah if you are educated. Those of you who are not, please try to keep up. I’ll be using bigger words from here on out.

To the right of my text is the individual known as Moe. Moe is my child, he was created in a lab by me and a person who will remain unnamed. The great thing about making a child with someone in a lab is, the awkward courting process is completely removed. Now, what makes Moe so special you ask? His fate is determined by a flip of a coin. Most people’s genetics are determined by the dominant and recessive alleles of their parents. At most anyone could receive would be a one in four chance of recessive genes. That is if dominant genes are present, if both parents are recessive the chance goes up. That’s all for a lecture however, if you want more pay the money I did.

How did Moe come to be? We first flipped for the genes of the parents. This would determine what parent was dominant, recessive, both, vice versa, yada, yada. I wont run down the whole chart but there are a few thing such as the face. A dominant trait was the oval face both parents were recessive so his face was rectangular. Eyes were a combination of a series of alleles as was skin and the end result was Moe, enjoy.