You guys get no description with this one…
- Back from the dead. (fischfail.wordpress.com)
- Beat that fucking horse, once again… (fischfail.wordpress.com)
I’m talking about stupid amounts of excess and hedonism…
Hopefully now I have your attention…
So we’ve once again outdone ourselves here at FFI. We’ve created a holiday! There is nothing official whatsoever to this, so don’t start marking your calendars.
Though the concept is beyond old, the name is something of my own creation. Honestly it was a term that I kinda stole, but it’s not like I’m publishing anything important on it (see above about “nothing official”) but now that I’ve covered my ass it’s time for the unveiling.
We now have a L.A.B. Day… otherwise known as “Like a Boss Day”. As you have been forewarned, you most likely know what the term is from, but I can assure you, this day is something as old as the first get-together of humanity.
As the first line says: I’m talking about stupid amounts of excess and hedonism.
Some basic rules of Labday:
Everyone can celebrate Labday differently, which is the beauty of Labday. Do you smoke a lot? Drink? Eat? Sleep? Fuck? Whatever vices that are at your immediate fingertips is fair game on Labday. While our Labday certainly did not include every vice we could muster, it was the combination of a few not-so-good for us hobbies that is the essence of Labday.
Next: it’s whenever the fuck you want it. The ONE thing I hate about holidays is the fact that they are (usually) once a year, at the same time: Bo-fucking-ring… Our Labday is a celebration not only of vice, but of spontaneity. Get a big paycheck? Labday. Get fired? Labday. Wake up on the wrong side o’ the bed? Labday. Wake up at all?!? LABDAY!
Now I want you to know this is not an everyday (or even every week) sort of deal here… The true perfection of Labday is the fact that excess IS excess due to your normal intake. Example: if you get drunk/high/laid/whathaveyou once a month, and you happen to find yourself doing all of those several times within a single night… You might be at a party… Now if it’s all for the sake of just enjoying the company of your closest friends and yourself, you may have a Labday on your hands.
My Day consisted of just myself, Eldwardo, and Mr. Fail enjoying the things we like. Now I can attest to my own actions: enjoying my new Vanilla pipe tobacco with a lil cherry in it, and sipping on a raspberry rum and tea concoction, all while smashing on meat snacks and a chocolate bar. May sound disgusting to some, and downright boring to others, but it was the fact that I was sitting on my porch at night during a cool spell in the Summer with two of my best homies for the sake of enjoying life, Like a Boss, is what makes this Labday. We had a few laughs, got to relax for once, and not only learned a lil bit about one another, but of ourselves. By no means were we “fucked up” or anything, but honestly if that’s the way you personally party, by all means rock out.
“May we enjoy life in the modern day for just a small amount greater, if we were to live briefly like our ancestors before: simple, genuine, and drunk.” – Luz
Happy Like a Boss Day to everyone!
So, it’s officially the one year anniversary of Fish Fail, INC. What can we do to mark this momentous occasion? Talk about what we always talk about… That’s right POOP!
Now this was mentioned a while back when I spoke of my first pooping experience. There really isn’t much to this story but it’s funny all the same.
When I was younger and living at my mom’s I had to poop and bad. This was a make or break kind of situation. I ran up the stairs, and past my mom entertaining guests in the kitchen. I run to the bathroom. My sister was in it at the time and I REALLY had to go.
So I run further down the hall to my mom’s bathroom. Here is where it gets funny. My mom has a small counter-top in front of the toilet. I forget this as I pull my pants down with urgency and sit down on the toilet with all the ferocity of a Creeper about to explode.
WHAM! I bang my head on the counter-top. Ignoring this I continue about my business, until I see blood on the floor. That’s right, I split my head open while pooping. I didn’t know if I should wipe my head or my ass. Eventually, after I’m done I go back to tell my mother what happened. She took me to the hospital, where I got eleven stitches.
Oh, and by the way… Your favourite Internet Sensation has returned!
We here at FF IT’S OUR EFFING BIRTHDAY! We are in need of celerecreajubilation! What should we do to enjoy this wondrous week? You… yeah YOU… let us know! …or I’ll stab you in the face w/ a soldiering iron… seriously…
By the way… Luz is BACK bitches!
Fisch Fail, INC is officially a year old now. Celebrate with us! Buy us stuff! Or just send us some donations so we can continue to do what we do… I’ve got some plans for you all. Including a few tonight.
This is a public pat on the back to Fisch Fail Inc. for it’s 100th comment! Take it in, boys and girls, we’re going for a lot more, so keep reading and we’ll keep posting.
For right now, though, I will be busy watching my favorite show, so deal with it.
So, first of all, I would like to thank the very awesome Stephanovitch for hooking me up with a phone for the next few days until I get my new one. Thanks bro, that is pretty epic.
So then, onto the Epic Awesome! the title of this post talks about. Tonight, ErinLovesTheWeb, Stephanovitch, Eldwardo (expect him to become a regular right here if he ever gets off his ass), and myself all hit up Smarty Catz. For those of you who don’t know, Smarty Catz is a pretty epic bar located 16 N. Huron Street, in Ypsilanti. The staff is cool; the owner, Tony is beyond epic, he is funny, and got a good head on his shoulders; the food was delicious; and the drinks were mixed well (believe me, they did not skimp on the alcohol in the drinks). Wednesday nights are karaoke, which I typically hate, and yet I had a great time tonight. It’s a rather small bar, but as soon as you walk in, you feel like you know everyone, and they all greet you as though you’ve known each other for years.
Overall, I would say it was an enjoyable experience, and we all have plans of going back, as soon as possible. It was great.
On, a side note. I am currently exhausted, and there is to be no sleep for me tonight, but that is all good.