Posts Tagged ‘Contest’

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Madam Red with Grell Sutcliff

Madam Red with Grell Sutcliff (Photo credit: davidyuweb)

Hey guys, it is fischfail, I’ve been gone for a while once again, and it is not something I am going to apologize for again. But I can offer a brief explanation as to my whereabouts…

Like I said, I’ve been going for a while, so long in fact that I (just like every other author we have) missed deadlines for contests that we had running, as well as our second birthday.

Now, you may be asking yourself: “What? You mean this place has actually been around for over two fucking years now?” But more than likely, you are asking “Why does that actually matter? You guys didn’t do shit, and it is only your fault that no one celebrated it…”

And that is true, to an extent. I’ve been busy, ErinLovesTheWeb has been busy, fucking LuzOb has been busy… We have all been fucking busy, and none of us have been spending much time around here lately.

Shit happens…

Either way, I’m saying this right here, right now: both the “FFI’s Next Top Model” and “FFI’s Logo Design Contest” will run another full fucking year.

But that is not the only fucking awesome news… No! We are also starting a new fucking contest. You guys have heard me discus the concept of “I’m Addicting to Your Mom” and you guys can become part of it. It is very simple, tell us a story, any story, if we like it, we will have fun with it.

For instance, maybe there was a time you got stuck in a couch; maybe, just maybe you tickled a moose’s vagina; maybe you lost your virginity to an entire testosterone fueled football team; whatever your story is, as long as it is real, tell us. We want to hear all about it.

Don’t worry, all the above information will have its own page right here on the blog, with all the rules and requirements that go along with it.

Seriously you guys, we know you visit us, we know you read us… Make us hear you; yell at us, talk to us, fuck you can even throw us a ham sandwich. We don’t care, just speak up, chime in, and let us know what you are thinking.
And I don’t want to hear any shit about “well, you guys do not have accounts on any of the things I like!” To that, good Sir or Madam, I call bullshit. We are constantly growing and digging our odd sense of humor into more and more locations around the interwebs…

Maybe you like forums, well you can click this fucking link here: Forums

Maybe, you prefer facebook: Facebook or even Facebook fan page







Linked In?

Maybe you prefer to text me personally? Sure, not a fucking problem, just dial 1-734-252-6387 into whatever fucking fancy mobile device is in your pocket. Send me a text message; send me a picture; fuck, send me a fucking voice mail. I don’t care.

Or perhaps you like only communicating via e-mail? Again, not a fucking problem, send me a fucking message at: Gmail, Hotmail, even motherfucking Yahoo?

See what I mean? We can be found all over the fucking place! And the best part is? Those aren’t even half of them… Seriously, look us up, we can be contacted and any way you see fit!Not to mention, here at the home of Fisch Fail, INC.

Seriously, at any of those fucking places can you send me comments, pictures, videos, whatever you want… We want to hear from you. Make it happen.

Now that I am done on my soapbox, we will see you later… And don’t forget to check out the contest sections listed above. Seriously, you guys might learn some new shit!

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Titanomaxia Trilemma Supra Saga~ ready to init...

Titanomaxia Trilemma Supra Saga~ ready to initiate the ultimate game (Photo credit: KevinHutchins314)

So, I’ve actually been meaning to make this post for about a month now, and I don’t exactly know what has kept coming up to prevent me from doing so, but here it is. I was part of a group creation, along with ErinLovesTheWeb, Jihawk, Digustipated, Starstorm, Saga, and maybe a couple of others (if I forgot you, I sincerely apologize, buy you could leave a comment, and let me know!)

Let me introduce to you: The South East Michigan Independent Gaming Alliance of Yesteryear. Which is also known as The Semi-Gay. You want to join, send me a message (there are plenty of places where you can do so), and we will see what we can do.

And lets move onto the next bit of news… Does anyone but me remember Fisch Fail live events? I miss that shit, I might try to bring it back. They were fun while they lasted, and it was a good way for you guys to actually get to speak with us and meet us “in person.”

Also, I think we all forgot about this… But we need logos! Any of you remember the logo contest we had going on? The one where you guys were supposed to create a logo for us, so we can have official pictures that apply to us. The contest is simple, you guys design us an image that portrays the concept of Fisch Fail, INC (and if you don’t know what that means, perhaps you could take some time and read some of our older posts, it might clear some things up). We then take your logo design and make sure it gets immortalized for all the world to see… Or at least those who read our blog.

Speaking of contests, we are still looking for a model for some official Fisch Fail, INC flavor (personally, I like chicken and salmon, but you guys can choose other ones that are more to your liking). We could really use contestants, or else you guys get to see us presenting the magical gear and no one wants to see that. And I promise you guys, you will love it.

Also, you should never forget about “I’m Addicted to Your Mom!”

And now for the reason you guys are actually reading this post, the sexiest pictures of 2011 as judged by Fisch Fail, INC.

But wait, there’s ALWAYS more!

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Image via Wikipedia

Since we have so many new visitors to this blog now, we here at Fisch Fail, INC would like to take this time to say welcome. And since you are already here, why don’t you take a little time to sign up for updates by email. This way, you know when all the best Fisch Fail, INC stuff is written and available. The process is simple and painless and only takes a few seconds.

1) Look on the left side of the screen, see the section titled “Email Subscription”?

2) Enter your email address in the box, and click “Sign me up!”

3) Go to said email, and confirm.

4) Done!

See, couldn’t be simpler. Also, make sure you check out the logo design contest. Submissions are still being accepted, and we eagerly await yours. We haven’t declared what the prizes will be, except for the fact they will be epic. Rules and guidelines are listed in the links above.

Also, Fisch Fail INC has a new feature, a forum. So if you’re new to Fisch Fail, INC, now is the perfect time to sign up and join that as well. But until then, feel free to leave us comments, we love them, just as long as they do not pertain to centipedes!

Fisch Fail, INC live events should be resuming as early as this Friday, and as the week continues on, there will be more information regarding those.

I think that is it for me at this time. Have fun, stick around. Lots of cool things on the way.




New stuff on the way

Posted: July 7, 2011 by fischfail in Contest
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We here at Fisch Fail, INC make a lot of promises that we try very hard to keep. And lately we have been rather well at that. And these new promises are no different.

So, soon there will be new logos for Fisch Fail, INC (if our readers get off their asses!), some new page layouts (updated information of all the stuff available above), there will hopefully be a pictures section, and possibly even a chat section hosted ON this blog here. There’s a lot of fun stuff coming your way, and as they all come into effect, I will make an announcement.

On a side note Luz, ErinLovesTheWeb, and I have all been working really hard (in the background, and in the real world) trying to bring you guys the stuff you love in the best way possible.

I have received a draft / sketch of a couple of logo possibilities, and when they are finished and the authors give me the go-ahead I will get those posted on the logo design page.

I believe that is all for now. Just remember, we do this all for you. A little feedback and guidance would be appreciated.


Free shit again

Posted: June 26, 2011 by fischfail in Contest

Hey guys, I should have mentioned this earlier, and I have no clue why I didn’t. But it looks like we have determined the official prizes for the design our logo contest, I can’t say what they are yet as the members of Fisch Fail INC decided as a whole to reveal the prizes on the day we announce the winner. We will also have something for the second and third place winners as well.

You guys know what this means right? Start submitting shit for our approval.