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Brand Spanking New Content

Posted: November 29, 2011 by luzob in Random
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*yawns and stretches* ooooohkay… so it seems the only individual that is perpetuating this blog is MoonPie…

…let’s fix that…

We’ve received over a dozen spam comments in the past few days, and I have no idea why. Usually one of two a week is common for us.

Most of these comments were complete gibberish, but a few I wish to share with the world.

“I’m typically to blogging and i actually recognize your content. The article has really peaks my interest. I’m going to bookmark your website and keep checking for brand spanking new information.” – was posted on the article “Keelhaul that flithy landlubber!” which made it funny…

Later, on the same post was “Writing articles is a rewarding experience. I appreciate you sharing your ideas.” and if you haven’t realized the humor in this, then read that damn post. In reply (?) “I do love the manner in which you have presented this specific situation and it does indeed give me some fodder for thought about life insurance.” and finally…

“No one may make you’re feeling inferior with out your consent”

Posted on “Canned Meat“… our first post about spam (ironic? no… just stupid) was “You must take part in a contest for probably the greatest blogs on the web. I’ll suggest this web site!”… well thank you, spambot, we’ll keep posting ’em if you keep sending ’em…

Lastly we have one of our longer ones (which was also on “Keelhaul…”)

“free electronic cigarette trial, or possibly smokeless cigarette, is usually an electric powered system which usually mimics the act of smoking tobacco by making a good consumed mist bearing that physical sense, looks, and often the flavor along with various information regarding consumed cigarettes yet with no odour regarding cigarettes. The 780 takes advantage of warm up, or maybe in may sometimes ultrasonics, to be able to vaporize some propylene glycol- or possibly glycerin-based smooth solution within a good aerosol mist, exactly like the technique some nebulizer or possibly warm mist humidifier vaporizes methods designed for breathing.

Nearly all ecigs can seem like precise smoking tobacco deploys, including tobacco cigarettes, matches, or possibly water pipes, however some use the form of ballpoint pens or possibly tools considering the versions are certainly more useful to accommodate that parts needed. Some are also reusable, by means of replaceable along with refillable pieces, today some versions can be non reusable.

The first declared call time smokeless cigarette is really as some cigarettes system, because it tries to give the experience of using tobacco free of, or possibly by means of reduced, harmful healthiness impact in most cases connected to cigarettes. Then again, factors have already been high make use of from the system even so takes health threats, and that also it might catch the attention of non-smokers, certainly little ones, because of originality, flavorings, and perchance do not forget that comments regarding wellbeing.”

I love how intelli-derp this comment was… I mean honestly I suppose it’s not to perchance the difficulty of creating comments such as this, but the visceral of the hilarity with making little sence.