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Madam Red with Grell Sutcliff (Photo credit: davidyuweb)
Hey guys, it is fischfail, I’ve been gone for a while once again, and it is not something I am going to apologize for again. But I can offer a brief explanation as to my whereabouts…
Like I said, I’ve been going for a while, so long in fact that I (just like every other author we have) missed deadlines for contests that we had running, as well as our second birthday.
Now, you may be asking yourself: “What? You mean this place has actually been around for over two fucking years now?” But more than likely, you are asking “Why does that actually matter? You guys didn’t do shit, and it is only your fault that no one celebrated it…”
And that is true, to an extent. I’ve been busy, ErinLovesTheWeb has been busy, fucking LuzOb has been busy… We have all been fucking busy, and none of us have been spending much time around here lately.
Shit happens…
Either way, I’m saying this right here, right now: both the “FFI’s Next Top Model” and “FFI’s Logo Design Contest” will run another full fucking year.
But that is not the only fucking awesome news… No! We are also starting a new fucking contest. You guys have heard me discus the concept of “I’m Addicting to Your Mom” and you guys can become part of it. It is very simple, tell us a story, any story, if we like it, we will have fun with it.
For instance, maybe there was a time you got stuck in a couch; maybe, just maybe you tickled a moose’s vagina; maybe you lost your virginity to an entire testosterone fueled football team; whatever your story is, as long as it is real, tell us. We want to hear all about it.
Don’t worry, all the above information will have its own page right here on the blog, with all the rules and requirements that go along with it.
Seriously you guys, we know you visit us, we know you read us… Make us hear you; yell at us, talk to us, fuck you can even throw us a ham sandwich. We don’t care, just speak up, chime in, and let us know what you are thinking.
And I don’t want to hear any shit about “well, you guys do not have accounts on any of the things I like!” To that, good Sir or Madam, I call bullshit. We are constantly growing and digging our odd sense of humor into more and more locations around the interwebs…
Maybe you like forums, well you can click this fucking link here: Forums
Maybe, you prefer facebook: Facebook or even Facebook fan page
Twitter?
Reddit?
Tumblr?
Digg?
Youtube?
Delicious?
Linked In?
Maybe you prefer to text me personally? Sure, not a fucking problem, just dial 1-734-252-6387 into whatever fucking fancy mobile device is in your pocket. Send me a text message; send me a picture; fuck, send me a fucking voice mail. I don’t care.
Or perhaps you like only communicating via e-mail? Again, not a fucking problem, send me a fucking message at: Gmail, Hotmail, even motherfucking Yahoo?
See what I mean? We can be found all over the fucking place! And the best part is? Those aren’t even half of them… Seriously, look us up, we can be contacted and any way you see fit!Not to mention, here at the home of Fisch Fail, INC.
Seriously, at any of those fucking places can you send me comments, pictures, videos, whatever you want… We want to hear from you. Make it happen.
Now that I am done on my soapbox, we will see you later… And don’t forget to check out the contest sections listed above. Seriously, you guys might learn some new shit!

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I Won’t Apologize…
Posted: July 31, 2013 by fischfail in Art, awesome, Entertainment, Funny, Humor, internet, Life, Perkdermp, Pictures, Random, Social Commentary, Social Concerns, Updates, WTFTags: Alan Grant, Art, Asians, Awesome, Batman, Drezirale, Eldwardo, Entertainment, ErinLovesTheWeb, Facebook, fischfail, Humor, internet, Jurassic Park, little bastard, mexican batman, NSFW, Online Communities, Perkdermp, Pictures, Random, Social Commentary, Social Networking, Stephen Hawking, StumbleUpon, Tumblr, Twitter, Tyrannosword, WTF
For being as fucking awesome as I am. However, in the recent PerkDermp, I posted a video twice!
Imagine that, I fucked up… And normally, I wouldn’t care, because that video was fucking awesome…
However, I made this big spectacle about the video being a big concern for some…
So, I present to you the video that was supposed to be posted.
Also, fuck LuzOb for not having precognition and pointing out the fucking mistake sooner… Or something…
Here!
Also, in case you haven’t fucking noticed the tag “Tyrannosword,” that shit is hot… And I intend to make it a real word. Be ready, you fuckers.
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