Posts Tagged ‘Fisch’


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Hey guys, a new Verbal Derp has been made!

7-28-13 jerky spit

As you can see there is a new format! Also, Expect a new Perk-Dermp to be made Monday. Hopefully I can get some regularity going. Or something.

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So, I just took the time to make a short update to the “fischisms” page for ErinLovesTheWeb, which was a little awkward (I’m

The tabletop electronic game, Astro Wars. Dist...

The tabletop electronic game, Astro Wars. Distributed in the UK in the early 1980s by Grandstand. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

used to writing about myself in the first-person…).

Either way, here it is.

Him: “So, what’s this website do?”
Me: “What?”
Him: (Incoherent mumbling)
Me: “I think you’re asleep…”
Him: “Obviously”
Me: “What website are you talking about?”
Him: “I don’t know, the one that helps people and shit…”

At, the same time, I also posted a new “Verbal Derp

I was running a weekly tabletop game with a group of friends, and the discussion turned to meat… Somehow.
LuzOb: “Fisch, would you have sex with a roast?”
me: “No…”
LuzOb: “Is it because you’re a vegetarian?”

I do believe that to be it for now. Make sure you visit both of those pages frequently, as both get posted to fairly frequently.

As a brief side note before I depart this time, I am looking into a new format for displaying those quotes, and a new “Perk Dermp” should be coming soon.

Sorry, I am tired as hell, and cannot fall asleep.

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Second-secondary title: FLUS RO DAH!

Been awhile eh fellow Failures? So it’s been one hell of a couple months for all of our authors; random household pandemic (our own personal Ragnarok), school business starting, holidays, etc. but yeah… we should ALL be posting full-force hopefully soon… and while I cannot really say anything in terms of the others I can say…

I AM BACK BITCHESSSS!

but yeah… first things first… WTF wordpress?! why in the name of the Gods is everything so… so… laborious-looking? dunno what I mean? try to sign in from your own damn blog page, let alone be posting from a little tophat from the main page… I can’t do shit with this : /. everything – once again – looks so…. laborious?

okay so I got that all off mah shest… next in line:

my Twitter @LuzObLiteration has a whopping total of around 11 followers… so cut that in half and take our duplicates and I prolly have around 3 or so followers… so i am thinking about closing it off, but now entirely sure yet. i mean we get plenty of traffic here, but barely any comments. this leads me to believe that possibly there is no problem with our readers/audience/demographic, but there may be an issue with us. any suggestions could help, and if you happen to be one of the more shy individuals that read our stuff then you can always hit me up on twitter, email me personally at luzobscuridad@gmail.com, or even use Fisch’s contact info as well (i even hear he has one of those fancy “you can call and leave a message” phone numbers!). ONTO OTHER BUSINESS!

so i believe that roughly 50% of our authors are currently battling the flu, which also probably means that i’m sick as hell, right?

NOAP

i’m fucken beauti-… i mean i’m not ill whatsoever. but everyone else in the house is all “eerrrr… muuuhhh… Urdin* uhm ull seck und shet!”

(*this will probably be the only time I will ever call the Allfather “Urdin”)

so… add that as reason number five hundred seventy-eight that this blog is rapidly collecting dust.

CHANGE PLACES!

on a more interesting/positive (at least for me) note; i am officially a legal pistol owner! this would be my second firearm purchase – the first being my mean-ass Mossburg 500 – and is a Taurus .357 magnum Model 65 revolver and is a heavy, angry sonofabitch. i am so happy with it that I may give it it’s own post. i know i’ve been meaning to create a “my armory” post as well, so expect some pics soon!

i’ve got several other things i feel the need to post, but i believe this will suffice for today!

kisses and pisses (wtf am i even writing that for? is that supposed to be a sign off?)

update: I FIGURED OUT HOW TO FIX THE DERPY WORDPRESS! I GOT MY OLD FORMAT BACK!

LuzOb

All you can EAT buffet!

Posted: December 20, 2011 by MoonPie in Random
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Chinese Sure Does Sound Good Right Now!

Although the best Chinese food to date…is…. Canton Inn In Melvindale, Mi

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No joke!

I left and then came to finish this post, and guess what I got?

Yep! Sweet and sour chicken MMmmmmm

I could Not resist!

Well I am out… LaterzImage

 

Drezirale vs Fischfail

Posted: September 28, 2011 by drezirale in Alcohol, Anger, Fisch Fail, Health, Humor, Nerd, RAGE, WTF
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Earlier today Fisch was attacking Luz and myself with pets. Yes, he was petting us, on our arms, with his hands. Strange I know but Fisch has somewhat freakish strength. So this shit kind of hurt. Luz and I tried to fight back but to no avail. Fisch had the better of us both and we were even attacking him from both sides. This in turn brought up the strange topic of how Fisch is the strongest man alive and would one day rule the world by going around poking people in the chest.

Which brought up an even stranger topic of how to stop him. I forget the most of it, some things involving time travel, having diamond skin, adamatium bones, a suit of armor, being a ghost, and even cloning him. He topped them all, one upping me the entire time. However, I feel I came to the best conclusion on how to stop him. It’s to combine these things. One day I will become a day walking, memorizing, incorporeal, diamond skinned, adamatiuim skeletoned, time traveling, vampire, being of pure energy, robotic, rodent, double replicating kidney stone with a hermetically sealed lifetime supply of blood.
AND I WILL BEAT HIM! I WILL WIN! YOU HEAR THAT! I WILL WIN THIS!

WOW 10,000 views!!!

Posted: August 20, 2011 by MoonPie in Random
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