Posts Tagged ‘Hate’

Great Scott!

Posted: January 24, 2013 by fischfail in Anger, Death, Drugs, Family, Life, Personal, Updates, WTF
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Survival Sickness

Survival Sickness (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

So, I finally have it, the proof that I am in fact dying.

Now, we all now this is 100% accurate, since it is from the Internet. You can send you wishes and funeral donations to any of the places listed on my bio page.

Although, in case you are so stricken with grief regarding my imminent demise, I’ve taken a moment from my rapidly shortening life span to post them for you once again. I am such a nice guy.

Paypal (preferred method, help out my friends and family pay for my dead ass)

And maybe you can figure out all the following on your own, good luck. It has been fun.

AIM — fischfail

Yahoo — fischfail

Hotmail / MSN — fischfail@hotmail.com

Facebook — http://www.facebook.com/fisch.failinc

Phone (text or call) — 734-252-6387

Twitter — fischfail

StumbleUpon — fisch-fail

Skype — fischfail

Thank you.

proof of death


It’s been a good run so far with FFI, and although we have a few slow-downs recently, we’re still growing every day.

Rainy Lake - August 2011-13

Rainy Lake - August 2011-13 (Photo credit: fabfotophotography)

If you are a reader of one little blog, casual or otherwise, you most likely won’t understand the title of this entry, and that’s a-ok. If you’re an author, most likely you won’t either, but you should and shame on you.

This date, August 13 2011, was when over one-thousand collective brains got to see the beauty that is Fisch Fail Inc. It was also the day that I noticed our blog was becoming something of a big deal. Honestly until that point I mostly blogged for no one, except for maybe myself and Mr. Fail, but afterward I began doing it for a lil ones… I mean the readers.

Seriously though; you guys have gotten us to new heights, and for that I am thankful.

A lot of crap has gone down recently (more on that later) so the blog has gotten somewhat neglected as of late, but hopefully that will change and more posts will be on their way.

Here’s to getting 1000000 views before the end of the year!


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Fisch Fail, INC, is still a baby, still growing, still something…infant

If we were a human baby, we would be learning to speak, and maybe eat something that didn’t have the consistency of baby food. But fuck, we’ve already moved on to tacos and alcohol… Says something about us!

Anyway, yesterday we hit a random milestone… 20,000 views (and damnit, I was going to make sure I got to make this announcement!).

So, it took us nearly a year and a half to get our first 10,000… It took us 6 months, to get our second.

Lets try and beat that record (for us) even quicker.

Tell everyone about FFI, let’s do it!

 

 

 

Not For the Weak of Constitution (or Wisdom)

Posted: December 31, 2011 by luzob in Random
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I hope you can feel my wrath eventually…

It should be sunny that day, so you can have the hope of a decent morning before you lament my arrival.

This could be at any moment…

I wonder often how you will be destroyed.

A deluge of your own entrails upon the sidewalk in front of you…

…glistening in the noon-day sun.

Man that would be great… to be holding the crowbar that happened to become the last thing to pass through your mind…

…through your fucking skull…

I’m pretty sure I could end you with the swing of a bat.

Brass knuckles would leave…

…quite the impression upon you.

Fuck with me some more, motherfucker, and see how long you survive.

 

Gods I need to stop playing zombie games.

Drezirale vs Fischfail

Posted: September 28, 2011 by drezirale in Alcohol, Anger, Fisch Fail, Health, Humor, Nerd, RAGE, WTF
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Boules Spatio-Temporelles

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Earlier today Fisch was attacking Luz and myself with pets. Yes, he was petting us, on our arms, with his hands. Strange I know but Fisch has somewhat freakish strength. So this shit kind of hurt. Luz and I tried to fight back but to no avail. Fisch had the better of us both and we were even attacking him from both sides. This in turn brought up the strange topic of how Fisch is the strongest man alive and would one day rule the world by going around poking people in the chest.

Which brought up an even stranger topic of how to stop him. I forget the most of it, some things involving time travel, having diamond skin, adamatium bones, a suit of armor, being a ghost, and even cloning him. He topped them all, one upping me the entire time. However, I feel I came to the best conclusion on how to stop him. It’s to combine these things. One day I will become a day walking, memorizing, incorporeal, diamond skinned, adamatiuim skeletoned, time traveling, vampire, being of pure energy, robotic, rodent, double replicating kidney stone with a hermetically sealed lifetime supply of blood.
AND I WILL BEAT HIM! I WILL WIN! YOU HEAR THAT! I WILL WIN THIS!

A dark day for glasses wearers…

Posted: September 6, 2011 by drezirale in Anger, Life, Poop, WTF
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A modern pair of prescription glasses with a h...

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The other day I had just eaten a large dinner. Now I don’t know about you but when I have spaghetti, I tend to have liquidy poops. This was all well and good except for the fact that when I stand up to flush. “Plink” my lens of my glasses falls right out their desired place for vision and right into the murky brown waters below. Now, this is the only pair of glasses I have left and being a poor college student have not the luxury of buying a new pair.

I am in now way proud of this next part, but it must be done. That’s right I go fishing for my lost lens. I plunge my hands into my poop soup, yes I know I used this term before but I don’t really poop solid. Get over it. I push the undesired chunks of poop out of the way until reaching the bottom back part of the toilet.  That’s right almost down the drain is where it decided to land. After claiming my prize like some form of sick German crane game. I toss it into the sink where I douse it and my hand in blistering soapy hot water. Followed by a ritualistic application of hand sanitizer.

Just In Beiber!

Posted: August 27, 2011 by drezirale in Random
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I swear to god… anvil jalopy cranberry dog farts on top of spaghetti all covered in…

Brass tacks and bluegrass maps all over the place and yet we all know I love sandwiches.

I mean seriously… seriously? When will we learn tomorrow brings I’ll be there?

I’ll be there…

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo…

Classical calimba marimba Calypso apocalypse-o.

With the changing of the seasons we learn monkey sweet breads butterscotch atomic larceny and until southwest the number twelve.

Please wish for the toilet…

…for the toilet.

Fartfartfartfartfart Barbra Streisand… deal with it.

-LuzOb posting under Drez