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Fisch (Photo credit: HamburgerJung) I personally think this should become our new logo.
So, Breeish called it. Almost 2 years ago at this point. She said, and I quote “^ I am surprised Fisch doesn’t have a post about this up.” I will be honest, I never actually took the time to look up what the fuck that meant, until now.
Wow, how the fuck did you know?
I don’t much discuss issues of poo, on this here blog (I leave that reserved for Drezirale who no longer posts because he is a cunt), but when I do, I something…. I don’t even know anymore, I apologize.
And now to explain my absence. I’ve been gone, deal with it, as for the other authors, I cannot say. (Although it, sadly, may be about time to “trim some fat around here”).
On an important side note, remember that the “I’m Addicted To Your Mom” contest is nearing completion, and we are still accepting entries. Remember, with no entries, we cannot announce a winner.
Fuck it, who likes pictures (not related to the previous shit!)?
Eh, who the fuck am I kidding, you guys love pictures, and below are some random ones in no particular order. Have fun! Obviously, most of the following are not original content, sorry if I “stole” from you.
There’s a man…
a goddamn weapon!
Wait wait wait… didn’t we do this shit, like… a year ago?
Oh wait we fucking did…
Well I fucking did…
WELL THERE STILL IS A MAN!
THE WOMEN HE TOUCHES…
thank him…
FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF HIS…
GILDED.
PENIS.
OOOOFFF WIIIIISSSDOM!
there is a man…
that…
FOUND HIS ORBITAL BURRITO!
MADE THE SWEETEST LOVE TO IT!
It became pregnant…
and gave birth to TERRY CREWS!
His left foot is an opalescent shotgun the can fire flaming Hostess Snowballs…
if he wants it to…
His right foot is…
and when he skips down the road he creates
ORGIES AND RAGNAROK AT THE SAME TIME!
WITH ZOMBIES!
After many months I was able to contact the King of England…
WHY?!
BECAUSE IT’S HIS SHIT!
So who is he?
Who is this Poseidon of Earth?
…this Gaia of the seas?
well hell, I dunno… the end.
NO!
WE ALLLLLL KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS!
HE IS…
FISCH FUCKING FAIL!
That’s right…
and once again it’s his goddamn day of fucking birth!
So if you know what’s good for you…
Send him some money
Send him some booze
Send him a bunny
GIVE HIM SOME VIEWS!
I said it last year, and I’ll quote it right now:
“This man is the friend I’ve always wanted and the brother I’ve always needed.
Just know you’re (STILL) appreciated, Mr. Fail.”
…and the best part? Unlike last year I can literally punch him in the dick because he is within the same walls as me.
Thank you Mr. Fail for everything, and have a happy fucking birthday.
Is this blog old enough for me to say:
What happened to us? We’ve lost one of our main focuses and in that one of our goals… our hopes and dreams!
Well I am here to set things straight once again… so here you go…
Please, for our sakes, don’t forget about the poop!
It’s been a good run so far with FFI, and although we have a few slow-downs recently, we’re still growing every day.
Rainy Lake - August 2011-13 (Photo credit: fabfotophotography)
If you are a reader of one little blog, casual or otherwise, you most likely won’t understand the title of this entry, and that’s a-ok. If you’re an author, most likely you won’t either, but you should and shame on you.
This date, August 13 2011, was when over one-thousand collective brains got to see the beauty that is Fisch Fail Inc. It was also the day that I noticed our blog was becoming something of a big deal. Honestly until that point I mostly blogged for no one, except for maybe myself and Mr. Fail, but afterward I began doing it for a lil ones… I mean the readers.
Seriously though; you guys have gotten us to new heights, and for that I am thankful.
A lot of crap has gone down recently (more on that later) so the blog has gotten somewhat neglected as of late, but hopefully that will change and more posts will be on their way.
Here’s to getting 1000000 views before the end of the year!
Fisch Fail, INC, is still a baby, still growing, still something…
If we were a human baby, we would be learning to speak, and maybe eat something that didn’t have the consistency of baby food. But fuck, we’ve already moved on to tacos and alcohol… Says something about us!
Anyway, yesterday we hit a random milestone… 20,000 views (and damnit, I was going to make sure I got to make this announcement!).
So, it took us nearly a year and a half to get our first 10,000… It took us 6 months, to get our second.
Lets try and beat that record (for us) even quicker.
Tell everyone about FFI, let’s do it!
