Posts Tagged ‘Poop’
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There’s a man…
Wait wait wait… didn’t we do this shit, like… a year ago?
Oh wait we fucking did…
Well I fucking did…
WELL THERE STILL IS A MAN!
THE WOMEN HE TOUCHES…
FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF HIS…
there is a man…
FOUND HIS ORBITAL BURRITO!
MADE THE SWEETEST LOVE TO IT!
It became pregnant…
and gave birth to TERRY CREWS!
His left foot is an opalescent shotgun the can fire flaming Hostess Snowballs…
if he wants it to…
His right foot is…
and when he skips down the road he creates
ORGIES AND RAGNAROK AT THE SAME TIME!
After many months I was able to contact the King of England…
So who is he?
Who is this Poseidon of Earth?
…this Gaia of the seas?
well hell, I dunno… the end.
WE ALLLLLL KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS!
and once again it’s his goddamn day of fucking birth!
So if you know what’s good for you…
Send him some money
Send him some booze
Send him a bunny
GIVE HIM SOME VIEWS!
I said it last year, and I’ll quote it right now:
“This man is the friend I’ve always wanted and the brother I’ve always needed.
Just know you’re (STILL) appreciated, Mr. Fail.”
…and the best part? Unlike last year I can literally punch him in the dick because he is within the same walls as me.
Thank you Mr. Fail for everything, and have a happy fucking birthday.
Tags: Epic Ass, Fuinny, Humor, lulz, Poop, Rage Comics
Is this blog old enough for me to say:
What happened to us? We’ve lost one of our main focuses and in that one of our goals… our hopes and dreams!
Well I am here to set things straight once again… so here you go…
Please, for our sakes, don’t forget about the poop!
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- Wasn’t FFI popular just a couple of weeks ago? (fischfail.wordpress.com)
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It’s been a good run so far with FFI, and although we have a few slow-downs recently, we’re still growing every day.
If you are a reader of one little blog, casual or otherwise, you most likely won’t understand the title of this entry, and that’s a-ok. If you’re an author, most likely you won’t either, but you should and shame on you.
This date, August 13 2011, was when over one-thousand collective brains got to see the beauty that is Fisch Fail Inc. It was also the day that I noticed our blog was becoming something of a big deal. Honestly until that point I mostly blogged for no one, except for maybe myself and Mr. Fail, but afterward I began doing it for a lil ones… I mean the readers.
Seriously though; you guys have gotten us to new heights, and for that I am thankful.
A lot of crap has gone down recently (more on that later) so the blog has gotten somewhat neglected as of late, but hopefully that will change and more posts will be on their way.
Here’s to getting 1000000 views before the end of the year!