Posts Tagged ‘Rambling’


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So, it is 8:44 in the morning (my time of course), and instead of sleeping or doing homework (both very good ideas for me at thisjean-claude-van-damme-sarah-ball point), I instead am listening to Security Now! (most of you probably will not enjoy), and reading through some old posts of ours…

All I can say is: what. the fuck?

Seriously, apparently half the stories I have ever written were done while I was on crack (something, I don’t partake in, but generally won’t tell if you do… or something).

I mean, maybe you guys haven’t read every one of our 500 entries, or maybe you just don’t remember some of them. Or whatever.

But shit, I really forgot my dad thinks Jean Claude Van Damme is the best actor in the world (I’m still not sure how that is even remotely possible),

Or that Breeish (our famed stalker) wrote a story about her attachment to porn.

Or that Drezirale has literally stated ” I plunge my hands into my poop soup, yes I know I used this term before but I don’t really poop solid. Get over it.”

No, wonder no one loves us… But if you do, feel free to read any of the articles you guys might have missed, or subscribe. I promise that we do post a lot of really awesome… things.


I understand that title may come off as strange…

Anyway…

So it’s apparently been a personally productive week for the authors; me going back to work and a very belated Spring cleaning of the FFI Headquarters (sounds much more official than “FischFailHaus”) which I greatly appreiciate. With this production usually comes a lack of posts, but I can tell you on behalf of all of the authors that we are not dead! FFI will continue to survive, if not thive… hey, I rhymed…

As of late I’ve been on a momentous journey to lands previously unknown to others. A rare journey to not only a different world but a completely new state of mind.

The world: Tamriel… the land: Skyrim!

At first (due to my first three days with the game being unhindered by work or school) I was able to roam the lands with little heed to the “real” world whatsoever… then my vacation ended…

Nordic blood ran through me as I scaled mountains hunting for elk and swam streams in search for salmon… then I started actually taking quests… then I decided cheese wheels rolling down a mountain was more important… then more quests… dragon? DRAGON?! DRAGON!!!

Ahem… then I found the biggest loaf of bread, and placed it around other small loaves… (haha I love that there’s a bread Wikipedia)

Then mead… more mead… “Man… I wish wine, ale and mead had the same effect in real life.” WARHAMMER! “Whoa… there’s kids here… can I kill ’em?!?”

Two things I’ve learned from the first hour of playing: I may have A.D.D. and I may be insane.

So onward with my non-Syrim life (if there ever was one)… I has a wonderful two entire weeks away from work, and needless to say I would’ve enjoyed an gradual and gentle reintegration into the working world.

…Yeah no… I get overtime instead (which is a rarity normally) because people seem to NEED groceries around the holidays… more like holy-daze, amirite? No, no I’m not…

ANYway… So the past couple of days I’ve been on a caffinated derp-rush that can only be described as a… caffinated… derp… rush… and instead of enjoying my couple (or six) or tea that makes my life that more live-able I’ve been quaffing dram-like proportions of both that and coffee! (yeah… try saying all that in one breath, like I envisioned it)

So I suppose that is it for now, and soon an update upon more Skyrim adventures, AyCOoB, and maybe a story or two will be in the works from your’s truly.

Until then:

FOOS!!!

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim amulet

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Clash of the Titans…

Posted: August 28, 2011 by drezirale in Nerd, Random, Technology, Updates
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So I was watching a history channel thing today where it started to talk about how man has grown significantly in height over the past generations. Back in like Moses time or whatever they were like five foot five. The thing is there were the freak occasion of people being around our height, like the whole David and Goliath deal. Now, in Ancient Greece the people were even a little less than that. Now, imagine what someone like my friend Null who’s six foot six looks like to them. Especially, back when people couldn’t explain things as well as they could now.

FFI readers I present this… I know a real live titan.

 

All That Nonsense

Posted: August 4, 2011 by luzob in Random
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bob…vila… Bob… Vila…

Bob Vila

Bob Vila

BOB

VIIIIILLLLAAA!

BOB VILA BOB VILA BOB VILA BOB VILA BOB VILA!

BOB BOB VILA VILA!

VILA BOB BOB VILA!

BARB VURLUH!

BARD VANILLA!

BAD VIOLIN!

BAN VIOLENCE!

BARN VARNISH!

BLAND VANGUARD!

BLONDE VON BLONDE!

BLANCHE, GIMME ANOTHER HANDFUL OF ALMONDS, THEN QUICKLY GO FUCK YOURSELF!

BLARGH!

ARGH!

MARGE!

BLUUUUUEE HAAAIIIRRR!

DEAL WITH IT!

…agave nectar…

 

Oh my god…

Posted: July 14, 2011 by drezirale in Religion
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So lets touch on a serious subject– I know rare for me right? The topic is religion. I started thinking about this a while back. Not a whole lot of people in this world really know that much when it comes to their beliefs. Not to rag specifically on Christians, but it seems some of you folk seem to know the least in what you believe. Now, I have nothing against your beliefs, there are even some of you have presented me with valid arguments, and dare I say put me in my place. I love that more than anything. I don’t often like to be wrong, in fact I hate it a lot. Though when it comes to religion it brings me great joy to be proven wrong. You know why? Because it means you know your shit.

A while back when I was in high school. I was talking of the three earth based religions. When someone stopped me right in the middle to say “What about Christianity.” To which I replied. “It’s not an earth based religion.” Needless to say this highly offended the person. Their argument was we are on earth and Christianity was the religion of the world. I then informed them that earth based is worship of elements, animals, and other such spirits. Which then made them say. “But God made these things, so Christianity is earth based.” Still not seeing my point I dismissed this conversation. I’m willing to accept Christianity being the most widespread religion… However, it’s not the one ring to rule them all, so to speak. Much like it’s not the oldest in the world either.

Christianity only dates back to Jesus and his disciples. Before that it was Judaism. The old testament is parts of the Tanaka. Not even the whole thing either, just the parts convenient for the religion in it’s time period. Even during the crusades the bible constantly had things taken out and put in to fit the needs of those who were doing “God’s Work.”  Even Judaism has less of a recorded history than most. By that I don’t mean things happened before Genesis, I mean there are less things from the past of these recordings. No one was around for the big bang. According to the bible God didn’t even make ma until the fifth day. So who knows, there could of been some whack job making shit up in the bible ages and mass produced it as a religion. Look at Scientology, prime example right there.

Another factor would be, humanity as a whole has increased our worldly knowledge so much that common sense would now dictate, lightning plus tree equals fire. As apposed to the then, burning bush miracle. Again, not to pick specifically on this religion, I wasn’t there I don’t know. I’m merely presenting a different plausible outcome. I’m sure every religion has things like these. However, I have only studied a few religions, and only read the Christian bible cover to cover twice. I’d like to say I have a particular religion but I really don’t know enough about any of them to make a true commitment.

There have been points in my life where I have been shown what is what. I was once arguing Mono-theistic vs Poly-theistic. When someone brought about the idea Christianity was Poly, due to the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit aspect of things. I presented the argument of the trinity and God being the creator of all these things making it a Mono. To my surprise began comparing Christianity to other Polys such as Athenian, and even Asatru. God x Odin x Zues, Jesus x Thor x Hercules, Lucifer x Loki x Hades. Relation seemed to vary but the outcome for the most part remained unchanged. Not, only that but there are scores of other beings in the Christian religion that seen as icons. Mary, Micheal, Raphael, and Gabriel to name a few. This same person then presented devil worship as a form of the religion as well. Where one can worship say, Loki and you still can be Asatru, all the beings are still there and you still believe in them you just choose to worship the evil end of things. This actually amazed me.

Then again who is really to say what’s good and evil. It’s all on the matter of who’s old or new writings you happen to agree with. It’s personal choice. I have nothing wrong with the choice, I just ask you at least know why. I have asked that question so many times. The most popular one was “It’s the right way.” I have gotten the best answer, “It’s what I like.” but it’s very rare.  You could make up a god tomorrow and name him Billy Bob God Of Corn Cobs. I guarantee you will know more about him than most will know of their own religion. Including myself.

 


Ok, we need a niche of some sort. I mean we are all the fuck over the place with this blog. I mean it’s great and all but thanks to the internet it’s super easy to get famous. I was browsing the net and did you know people like AVGN, Nostalgia Critic, and Team Fourstar all get invited to conventions with their own panels? Admit it guys? How fucking awesome would it be for the authors of FischFail be in a panel?

We could maybe separate the life posts and the AYCOOB/Story posts into different parts of the site. I don’t know something that gets us out there. I mean think about if we got into the conventions, how many views we’d get, we won’t need to advertise in collage bathrooms anymore.

 


So it’s been a while since I have posted. The reason being I had some personal issues I don’t wish to delve into as of yet. Maybe sometime later when all the dust has settled. However, this posed me to have a LAB day of my own once I found out it’s not all that bad. I’ll post pictures after I ask this one question.

This question is what compelled me to post today. I went to take a poop today and found the toilet seat broken, again. Yes, this is not the first time the seat has been broken. So here is my question. How do Luz and Eldwardo not have interesting poop stories when these mother fuckers have broken the toilet seat not only once but twice since my residency here. Really guys? This is not a noteworthy story? I think is is.

Anyway here is my LAB day picture courtesy of Luz: