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Fisch Fail, INC, is still a baby, still growing, still something…infant

If we were a human baby, we would be learning to speak, and maybe eat something that didn’t have the consistency of baby food. But fuck, we’ve already moved on to tacos and alcohol… Says something about us!

Anyway, yesterday we hit a random milestone… 20,000 views (and damnit, I was going to make sure I got to make this announcement!).

So, it took us nearly a year and a half to get our first 10,000… It took us 6 months, to get our second.

Lets try and beat that record (for us) even quicker.

Tell everyone about FFI, let’s do it!




New Year! New Me!

Posted: December 31, 2011 by MoonPie in Diet
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Once again it is that time of the year again, where we all make up New Years resolutions….

Ha, who really follows em? Not me, I say I will but fall off right away!

This year I am going to narrow down my resolution from just losing weight, which requires many steps.

I will take it one step at a time!

No Soda or high SUGAR drinks. I think that would be a nice STEP in to the right direction.

What do you all think about that?

Brand Spanking New Content

Posted: November 29, 2011 by luzob in Random
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*yawns and stretches* ooooohkay… so it seems the only individual that is perpetuating this blog is MoonPie…

…let’s fix that…

We’ve received over a dozen spam comments in the past few days, and I have no idea why. Usually one of two a week is common for us.

Most of these comments were complete gibberish, but a few I wish to share with the world.

“I’m typically to blogging and i actually recognize your content. The article has really peaks my interest. I’m going to bookmark your website and keep checking for brand spanking new information.” – was posted on the article “Keelhaul that flithy landlubber!” which made it funny…

Later, on the same post was “Writing articles is a rewarding experience. I appreciate you sharing your ideas.” and if you haven’t realized the humor in this, then read that damn post. In reply (?) “I do love the manner in which you have presented this specific situation and it does indeed give me some fodder for thought about life insurance.” and finally…

“No one may make you’re feeling inferior with out your consent”

Posted on “Canned Meat“… our first post about spam (ironic? no… just stupid) was “You must take part in a contest for probably the greatest blogs on the web. I’ll suggest this web site!”… well thank you, spambot, we’ll keep posting ’em if you keep sending ’em…

Lastly we have one of our longer ones (which was also on “Keelhaul…”)

“free electronic cigarette trial, or possibly smokeless cigarette, is usually an electric powered system which usually mimics the act of smoking tobacco by making a good consumed mist bearing that physical sense, looks, and often the flavor along with various information regarding consumed cigarettes yet with no odour regarding cigarettes. The 780 takes advantage of warm up, or maybe in may sometimes ultrasonics, to be able to vaporize some propylene glycol- or possibly glycerin-based smooth solution within a good aerosol mist, exactly like the technique some nebulizer or possibly warm mist humidifier vaporizes methods designed for breathing.

Nearly all ecigs can seem like precise smoking tobacco deploys, including tobacco cigarettes, matches, or possibly water pipes, however some use the form of ballpoint pens or possibly tools considering the versions are certainly more useful to accommodate that parts needed. Some are also reusable, by means of replaceable along with refillable pieces, today some versions can be non reusable.

The first declared call time smokeless cigarette is really as some cigarettes system, because it tries to give the experience of using tobacco free of, or possibly by means of reduced, harmful healthiness impact in most cases connected to cigarettes. Then again, factors have already been high make use of from the system even so takes health threats, and that also it might catch the attention of non-smokers, certainly little ones, because of originality, flavorings, and perchance do not forget that comments regarding wellbeing.”

I love how intelli-derp this comment was… I mean honestly I suppose it’s not to perchance the difficulty of creating comments such as this, but the visceral of the hilarity with making little sence.

Steampunk desktop.

Image via Wikipedia


Yep it’s one of them there topical posts, but with a little bit of a twist.

Now while I am writing this I am currently distracting myself with Plants v. Zombies as well, so bear with me.

I went to the mall today, and never in my life have I noticed the “mainstream-ness” of Steam punk. It’s not something like a big group of Victorian Era teeny-boppers were running around the scene (but I did see a Furry, but more on that later) or anything like that, and it’s not as if it were a cog-strewn wonderland either. It was… subtle…

So me, Weakening Elms (my lovely girlfriend, more on her in the Sleep Talking tag), and Bexhet (a good friend who should JOIN US!) were gallivanting through the mall and we go into a poppy-trendy women fashion store (thank Ms. Elms for that one) and she holds up a pair of earrings. Looking nice but nothing important to note, were two peacock-feathered coppery earrings she wanted. There was some sort of buy-one-get-one sale going on, so she decided to pick another. These were something to behold, in my opinion; a copper/bronze cuckoo-style clock top with chains leading to metal feathers. It was strange to see in such a store, and then I began to pay attention.

Small steam punk-ish watch parts dangled delicately upon keychains (Ms. Elms was enthralled by the “antiquish” look) and faux skeleton keys were hung from antique-looking necklaces. I immediately thought to myself “oh wow… if there were some sort of Cthulhu -themed necklace I would freak” and continue – now growing in interest – the look-around.

Then I saw the fucker…

Seriously… while not exactly Cthulhu… it was a detailed silver octopus with zirconium (or crystals, I dunno, I’m a guy) for suction cups.

Was I to be displeased and vow to never visit the mall again? …or bow to my corporate overlords and give up?

I quickly got over myself and onward we went.

Into another store…

…with more brass/bronze/copper flash mixed with Victorian elements mixed with Lovecraft-esque flair. What do, Internet? What… do?!?

Needless to say there was much to wonder about and many things to ponder, but honestly I know I will not fall into the Hipster-like quality of “I liked it before it be all mainstreamy” because steam punk was rather popular well before I took an interest.

So well and behold: steam punk is here, and apparently not going any-damn-where any-damn-time!


Lasers are sooooo cooool!!!

Posted: August 1, 2011 by MoonPie in Humor, Life, Random
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How come a silly lil oh string will catch the interest of my Siamese cat

but an automated rotating laser cat toy does not appease him the least?

Phuckin Mind Boggling.

Words from the wise: Just use string its cheaper to keep your cat happy because i wasted 30 bucks on the laser toy!!!

Damn Cat!!