So I’ve been reading a lot of suvivalist/self-defense manuals as of late (more on the specifics later) and it really makes me think about how truly unprepared I am.
Unprepared for what, you may ask?
Every-goddamn-thing…
If my house happened to collapse (a very real possibility)…
If I were mugged by someone who would just kill me anyway…
If I found myself stranded in a location both remote and unsavory…
If Chuck Norris knocked on my door…
Well I’d be pretty much fucked if the last happened despite preparation… but seriously.
I live my fucking life now… I don’t just meander through my bleak existence like so many leaves blown in an unpredictable gale!
I need to figure out how to become more epic than I currently am…
…this could be difficult.
We’ll just have too see where this goes…
Luz-Fucking-Ob
aka
Fisch Fail, INC. 